Disclaimer: I don't own Toy Story or any of the characters (I think that's why I'm using fanfiction :-).

"OH MY GOSH! MONKEY BLOOD!"

"EEEWWWW!"

Andy was still at school but, his mom was on her way to pick him up. So, all the toys were gathered around Andy's TV watching Anaconda*.

"Wait… didn't JLo just kill that snake?" Jessie asked.

"This ones the mother." Woody answered. "Oh…" Then they kept on watching. Then most of the toys started cracking up while the others cringed.

"Did he just wink at her?" Jessie asked while laughing.

"Yeah, he just got thrown up by an anaconda and yet he still attempts to flirt with her." Mr. Potatohead replied.

"Shouldn't he be dead? I mean, how can he breathe inside the snake like that?" Buzz said. Then it got silent again.

"RUN LIKE THE WIND, JLO!" Woody yelled at the TV while Bo's face was dug into his chest. "Shut up Woody! I'm scared!" Bo yelled at him. He chuckled and wrapped his arms around her.

"Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!" all the toys chanted. Then it got silent again.

"Isn't it just sad how the anaconda is on fire and knows that it's gonna die and yet, it still wants to eat them?" Jessie asked and all the toys started cracking up and then it got silent again.*

"OH MY GOSH! DIE ALREADY! STUPID SNAKE!" Hamm yelled as the snake popped up at JLo in the dock. It got silent for a while. Then they all started laughing again.

"Wow! They're determined to film that documentary. They don't even care that there might be more anacondas out there looking for them!" Mr. Potatohead said.

"And then look at the expression on the Shirishama's faces," Jessie said. "They're like what the heck are you doing here?"

"The ending kinda sucked… it was like they rushed it." Buzz said.

"I liked the music though." Rex said. Then they all started humming along with it and rocking side to side. Woody stood up and turned off the TV. "So watcha guys think bout the movie?"

"It sucked! Let's watch it again!*" Jessie replied and the toys laughed again.

"I don't think we can because…"Hamm took a long, dramatic pause "Andy's back!"

"Places everyone!"

Andy barged into his room holding something. Woody couldn't tell what it was… all he knew was that it couldn't be good.

"Hey Woody! Guess What!" Held the snake up to Woody's face. "I GOT A NEW PET!"

STARYTHINGYS:

1*. The 1997 version of course.

2*. How many times is it gonna get silent.

3*. My reaction to the movie.

READTHISTHINGYHERE: *laughs* While I was writing this, I was watching Anaconda at the same time and listening to music. And I jumped up and started freaking out because I got tangled up in my earphones (I dunno how) thinking it was a snake. Yeah, this is my favorite movie after Toy Story. Sorry it's short but, the next one might be a bit longer. BYE!- PLEAZDONTSTOPTHEMUSIC