Karkat blindly guides his hand in the area he thought the human soap that smelt like apples that was supposed to be. He finally felt the bottle grabbed it, opened one eye to see if it was actually the right container. It was. Karkat closed his eye, then put some of the shampoo on the top of the wet hair and scrubbed enough that he could feel his hair all bubbled up. Karkat dipped his head under the shower head and let the water wash it throughly out. Karkat turned his back to the warm water, grabbed the body wash, leathered up his palms and scrubbed his body. Until, he realized he couldn't get a certain spot or 'couldn't' reach, and that area was his back.

"HEY! NOOKFUCKER CAN YOU TAKE THE TIME TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER TO COME HELP ME?!" Karkat screamed, taking a step out of the water. Hearing a bump, a couple of footsteps then the bathroom door opening, karkat stared at half of dave's body in the slightly opened door and the usual emotionless face. "what ?" Dave questioned. "I CAN'T REACH MY BACK." Karkat replyed. "so you want me to wash you like a baby ?" Dave asked. "WRIGGLER. BUT YES." Karkat said.

Dave stepped into the foggy room, closed the door and started stripping but when he glanced at karkat and he was still staring he smirked. Strider put his clothes over karkat's in the clothes basket,taking off his sunglasses putting them on the towel self and stepped into the shower. "give me the soap, shorty." Dave bluntly asked, holding out his hand. "I'M NOT THAT SHORT." Karkat said. "yea you are" Dave laughed.

Karkat handed dave the bodysoap, hearing a squirt then a cold sensation was on his back he jerked forward. "YOU COULD OF RUBBED YOUR HANDS TOGETHER INSTEAD OF PUTTING FROSTY THE SNOWDOUCHE ON ME." Karkat complained. "oh, don't go off because of that. it's fine." Dave replyed, scratching the soap around karkat's back and sides. Karkat slighted purred, it was a calming feeling and it was satisfying to the grey alien. "that's fucking adorable" Dave commented. Karkat purred louder in response, a high-pitched, cat-like purr that was notable and totally unmanly, but dave thought it was cute.

"have you put conditioner in your mane yet ?" Dave asked. "HAIR. AND NO I HAVEN'T." Karkat said. "give me the blue bottle." Dave asked. Karkat grabbed the requested bottle and handed it to the person who asked for it. Another squirt, but this time dave rubbed his hands together before rubbing it into the black hair.


uvu this was terrible excuse me. this is for my skype frond hope YOU liked it OvO