20 Ways to Annoy Naruto
Tell him that the Kyuubi is a harmless kitty cat.
Go around saying that he loves Ino instead of Sakura.
Tell him Sakura doesn't want anything to do with him.
Tell him that Chidori is way better than Rasengan.
Tell him that he is not strong enough to defeat a mouse.
Tell everyone he likes to scream out different food items in his sleep.
Tell him that the Kyuubi wants his fur back.
Tell him that he's the reason why blondes are called dumb.
Poke him in the same spot for 3 hours.
Say why everytime he says something even if what he says is actually smart.
Start singing 'It's A Small World After All' when he tries to talk to Sakura.
Put a parrot in his room.
Repeat anything he says even when he starts yelling at you.
Turn all his clothes hot pink.
Call him a idiot and a loser every time you run into him then run away.
Set a monkey on his bed and watch his reaction when it starts to throw you know what at him.
Tell him that his favorite saying is getting older than dirt.
Say something stupid when he starts talking about becoming Hokage.
Tell him that a snail can be a better ninja than he is.
Poke him in the same spot for 3 hours and each time you poke him sing parts of 'It's A Small World After All'