There were three penguins. Tom, Sam, and (err…) Bob.
"Wanna get some pizza?" Tom asked Sam and Bob.
"I DON'T WANT ANY FUCKING PIZZA! I'M ON A FUCKING DIET, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Bob spat.
Then Bob's penguin disappeared from the Plaza and an icon popped up saying, "You have been banned for the next 24 hours."
"Wanna play at the snow forts?" Sam asked Tom.
"Sure." Tom said, and they both waddled down through the Plaza and into the snow forts. Tom grabbed and handful of snow, balling it up then throwing it at Sam.
"OW! HOLY SHIT, DUDE! THAT FUCKING HURT!" Sam screamed as the snowball hit him in the face. Sam's penguin disappeared, followed by an icon popping up, which said; "You have been banned for the next 24 hours."
Then Tom was all alone, because he was a good boy for not swearing. Tom flopped down onto the cold snow, holding his face in his… err, wings… and began crying. Then, a pink penguin walked up to him, holding out a hand to help him up. Tom took the girl's hand and stood up, looking up at her.
"Th-thanks." He stuttered. The girl grinned.
"You're welcome." She smiled. "I'm Wendy. How about you?"
"Tom." He smiled a bit.
"I saw what happened, those two boys are total shit-faces." She said, but then she disappeared, followed by an icon appearing which read; "You have been banned for the next 24 hours."
"DAMN IT!" Tom screamed, and then his penguin disappeared. "You have been banned for the next 24 hours," the icon read.
A/N: Please don't leave reviews commenting on the language. If you have noticed that this is rated as a T, there's no reason to complain.