Space Ghost smirked as he turned to the camera, waving as he whistled. "Didn't expect to see us again, did you fine readers?"

"I don't think anyone is going to read this," Zorak pointed out while cleaning his prisoner pod.

"Yeah. We're basically just giving a monologue to an old story buried in a sea of fanfiction," Moltar added as he was reading through a green book.

"Says you. There might be someone who never seen this before!" Space Ghost snapped as he cleared his throat. "Anyway, I've been doing some research on the new Super Smash Brothers Brawl game I've been hearing about, and I've been seein' some results. Dixie Kong will be in it in some fashion, that's what I heard. So I'm gonna be looking over an ancient story about her meeting the Smashers! Hope you all enjoy!"

"So now what, do we have to do a disclaimer or something?" Zorak sighed as he shrugged. "Peppy Ankylosaurus and Dr. Hoshi belong to-"

"Hey! What did the author from the future tell you about using real names?" Moltar yelled as he pulled his lever up. "You know what happens to people who associate their real names with projects they might regret!'

Space Ghost tapped his blue card as he blinked, being quite surprised by that news. "Err, sorry, we didn't get the memo. Now get lost. I mean, uh, read on."

Peppy Ankylosaurus yawned loudly, the yellow dinosaur having finished his nap. "Oh boy...another warm, sunny day in the good ol' mansion..." He got up and stretched. "Wonder what's gonna happen toda-"

"HIYA!" A female voice shouted gleefully.

Peppy jumped in surprise and looked around. "Who-who-who said that?" He asked, as he started to tremble.

The female voice giggled, and then at that moment, the figure that had the voice revealed herself. She was a monkey with a pink bandana and pink shorts.

"Hiya!" She chirped happily, "I'm Dixie Kong! Nice to meet cha!"

Peppy's jaw dropped. "DIXIE KONG!?"

Dixie giggled as she approached Peppy. "You're funny. What's your name?" She asked nicely.

Peppy sweatdropped, and then he shrugged. "Well, I'm Peppy Ankylosaurus! And I am a technical member of the Super Smash Brothers despite being an OC," He explained. He then asked, "Why are you here?"

Dixie smiled. "Cause I'm gonna be a smasher soon, too." She told him.

"WHAT?" Peppy shouted in disbelief. He could hardly belief it. Dixie Kong, the cutest mammal from Donkey Kong's home on Donkey Kong Island, was going to join with the smashers.

"What's wrong, Peppy?" Donkey Kong asked. He looked at Peppy, then at Dixie. His jaw dropped.

"DIXIE!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" Donkey Kong exclaimed.

Dixie giggled, and then she ran over and hugged Donkey Kong. "Oh DK! It's so great to see you again!"

Donkey Kong chuckled a bit, adjusting his iconic red tie. "It's nice to see you two, Dixie, but I don't understand. What are you doing here?"

Dixie released Donkey Kong. She explained, "Well, I got a letter from Nintendo a while back, so I decided to come here where you guys live! Plus, I can't, like, wait to meet some of the Smash hotties!"

Peppy and Donkey Kong made weird faces. "Smash hotties...?" They said to each other.

Dr. Hoshi entered at that moment. "Hey guys," Calmly said the purple velociraptor in the white lab coat and with light blue glasses.

Peppy and Donkey Kong waved to Dr. Hoshi. "Hey, DR. HOSHI!" They said, with a close-up followed.

Dr. Hoshi nodded. "Yes, yes. It is I." He commented bluntly, his left hand on his chest.

"How was your day today?" Peppy asked.

Dr. Hoshi shrugged. "It was good."

"My day was good, too," Donkey Kong added, as he took out a banana and started eating it.

Dr. Hoshi coughed a bit and then asked, "So now that we established nothing of interest, what's going on?"

Dixie looked at Dr. Hoshi. "Hiya! I'm Dixie Kong!" She chirped, as she smiled and giggled.

Dr. Hoshi's eyes widened. "DIXIE KONG? FROM DONKEY KONG COUNTRY!"

Dixie Kong farted while continuously giggling. "The one and only!"

Dr. Hoshi gasped, and then he turned to Donkey Kong. "I didn't know she was a smasher."

Donkey Kong shrugged. "We didn't know either. She just told us that she got a letter from Nintendo."

Dr. Hoshi shook his head, feeling dismay. "Great. First Meta Knight, then Zero Suit Samus, then Pit, then Solid Snake, then Wario, then Bowser Jr., then the Link from the Wind Waker, then Ridley, and NOW it's Dixie Kong!" He shouted in a disgruntled tone.

Dixie smiled. "See? What do ya think?"

Dr. Hoshi shook his head. "What do I think?" He shouted, "I think it's CRAZY!"

Peppy frowned. "Maybe you should ask Master Hand about this?"

Dr. Hoshi sighed. "Okay, but..." He looked at Dixie. "Don't get into any trouble."

Dixie smiled. "You got it, doc!"

Dixie, DK, and Peppy all headed straight into the main room while Dr. Hoshi left to find Master Hand's office.

Dixie giggled. "Ooh, this is gonna be so cool! I'm gonna meet the smashers, and I'll get to meet my favorite character: YOSHI!" She cheered as the three figures entered into the main room, and the door closed.

Space Ghost took a glance at the television set as he turned back to the viewers. "Oh, welcome back. Yes, the author does plan to continue this, so do not fret. Also, regarding this whole Dixie thing, from my perspective this is only a rumor I have heard from a video game site, saying that Dixie Kong might be in Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Who knows what could happen, but we'll have to find out. In the meantime, I give you this."

Wonder how much people actually enjoyed this," Zorak whispered to Moltar.

Moltar just bobbed his head back and forth while facing Zorak. "Probably not much, given how low views this story has."