(Zayns POV)
I look in the mirror and fix my hair getting ready to impress Drew Torres, my crush, except the one problem is theres some girl Bianca who keeps getting all over my dick. I just realized that i've been standing in front of the mirror for an hour admiring my beautifulness.
"C'MON YOU DIPSHIT WE GOTTA GO" Harry yelled in his sassy gay tone.
"WAIT SHIT I GOTTA FIX MY HAIR" I yell back.
"YOU'VE BEEN FIXING IT FOR AN HOUR NOW WHAT THE FUCK" Harry comes in the bathroom and drags me by my hair.
"STOP YOU'RE RUINING IT, I JUST HAD TO ADD ABOUT 200 MORE PRODUCTS IN IT THEN I'M DONE" I screamed at Harry until we got to the car.
Harry finally got me into the car and drove out of the driveway.
"WOW YOU FUCKTARD I JUST SPENT ALL THAT TIME ON MY HAIR AND YOU FUCKED IT UP"
I pulled out a mirror trying to fix my damaged hair.
"OH MY GOD, HARRY, YOU PULLED OUT 2 STRANDS OF MY PERFECT HAIR" I yell almost crying.
As I was trying to fix my flawless hair I noticed Harry pinch Louis' plump ass from the corner of my eye.
"HARRY STOP TRYING TO RAPE LOUIS," I screamed as everyone laughed.
"I'M NOT WHAT THE FUCK CALM YOUR TITTIES DUDE." Harry yelled and blushed.
"Harry, when are you going to admit that you are a gay"
Harry suddenly flipped out.
"WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT GAY, DIPSHIT I WOULDN'T FUCKING BE GAY I'M NOT GAY I LOVE GIRLS" He said as he flipped his hair sassily.
The whole car went silent.
"Guys, this food is delicious" Niall broke the silence. "Seriously try this" He handed his food to Liam.
"I'm not really hungry Niall.. I'm more concerned about Harry" He handed it back to Niall.
"FINE FUCK YOU MORE FOR ME" Niall stuffed his face in the food.
We finally arrived the school.
I close the car door loudly and enter the school, and there I saw, the beautiful Drew Torres, the thing that attracted me most was his beautiful flowing hair, because it was just like mine.