(A/N) my first fan fiction people!
"This is Head Nurse Royaal with patient Ganondorf Dragmire. Tell me Ganondorf was failing to take over the world worth this."
"Fuck you Nurse."
"Oh, that kind of talk will get you nowhere here Ganondorf."
"GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING CHAIR!"
"This is head nurse Royaal with patient Vaati Windage. Interview number twenty-eight."
" Must… kill… those… rainbow… colored… heroes!"
Vaati… Vaati get back in your chair. Malon can we get some haldol in here!"
"DAMN THAT BIRD HAT!"
"This is nurse Cremia with patient Majora Mask. Interview number thirty-two."
"Where is my moon?"
"Your moon is gone Majora."
"nonononono, my moon is just hiding, not gone, its hiding."
" This is head nurse Royaal with patient Gharahim Spirit."
" That pencil sharpener needs to be moved slightly to the left. you hear me. slightly to the left. to the.. TO THE LEFT WOMAN!"
" Gharahim calm yourself
"This is nurse Ruto with patient Dark link. Session number three."
"Hello Ruto I see I am to be fitted with the mind inhibiter again."
"Good to see you again Dark and yes it is so I can keep Krade quite."
"Shut it you stupid nurse."
"Krade, your session is next week I want to talk to Dark."
"Fine... stupid bitch."
"Ok so dark I am going to show you a series of photos of people you know and you will tell me your thoughts on them."
"Ahh a picture of Shiek Zelda's personal bodyguard. Tough as nails, fights with throwing needles and can get bonked in the bag with a hammer and not flinch."
"Good, how about this one"
"The one and only Princess Zelda. Elegance, politeness, and friendliness all wrapped up into one package."
"Good, and one final one"
"ah yes the hero of time, link. The one who defeated me in the water temple and the savior of the world."
"Yes, the water temple incident. That is what I wanted to bring up."
"Yes, yes, they all ask. What was your fight like, was it what split you personality {shut up Krade}, are you angry. The answer is this: I was trapped in a room for seven years, trapped there. I became frustrated, angry, and I'll admit, scared. When the hero came through the door I lashed out. I had been starved of human contact for seven years and then suddenly a person I don't know comes waltzing into my room and Krade goes on the rampage. If I could only speak to him again I would like to get to know him."
"Who knows dark you might get to see him some day."
"Why are you smiling like that?"
(A/N) for those of you confused they are in the psychosis wing of a prison in the middle of the Gerudo dessert. Gannon has anger issues. Vaati has dementia. Majora has abandonment issues. Gharahim has OCD to the point of suicidal tendencies and is the comic relief link has split personality disorder. oh and yes this is a re-upload after... a year and a half. sorry bout that by the way. By the way, How would one go about updating a story with a new chapter. I have one written but can't figure out how to upload it. Making another story too. It will be called Sympathy for the devil. It will be in the misc section under mythology.