THE ATTACK OF THE FANGIRLS!!!!
by The Flying Cabbage (or the One Who Says Glop)
One Day, Legolas was walking down the path when he was attacked by rabid fangirls. Now, this wasn't the first time this happened, but the odd part was they were actually trampling over him to get to Gimli! (gasp.) Though it turned out these were actually not rabid fangirls, but rabid fanconeys (a.k.a. rabid rabbits)!!! These fanconeys wanted desperately to toss Gimli, and to have some of his "sexy dwarf ass." This was the scariest sight Legolas had ever seen and he promptly died (woohoo!) in distress, (and became reincarnated in this world to marry my friend Diana, but that's another story). Back to the coneys, they ended up giving Gimli a heart attack (not hard as he was so fat already) and he was hospitalized for a month when all of a sudden Pippin screamed "maashroomze" in the middle of Gimli's nap and he had another heart attack and promptly died. Pippin and the other hobbits ended up eating poisonous maashroomze, and Sauron reappeared because the Ringkiller died a tragic death and something in his magic made it happen that if the Ringkiller died a tragic death he would come back into power. Aragorn was unfortunately kidnapped by rabid fangirls as well, so he couldn't save middle earth in time and everyone died. Except for Sauron (duh!) he eventually got rich and opened up a string of casinos in Nevada and unfortunately one day lost all the casinos in a game of dice with a hot stranger by the name of Mat.
The End
by The Flying Cabbage (or the One Who Says Glop)
One Day, Legolas was walking down the path when he was attacked by rabid fangirls. Now, this wasn't the first time this happened, but the odd part was they were actually trampling over him to get to Gimli! (gasp.) Though it turned out these were actually not rabid fangirls, but rabid fanconeys (a.k.a. rabid rabbits)!!! These fanconeys wanted desperately to toss Gimli, and to have some of his "sexy dwarf ass." This was the scariest sight Legolas had ever seen and he promptly died (woohoo!) in distress, (and became reincarnated in this world to marry my friend Diana, but that's another story). Back to the coneys, they ended up giving Gimli a heart attack (not hard as he was so fat already) and he was hospitalized for a month when all of a sudden Pippin screamed "maashroomze" in the middle of Gimli's nap and he had another heart attack and promptly died. Pippin and the other hobbits ended up eating poisonous maashroomze, and Sauron reappeared because the Ringkiller died a tragic death and something in his magic made it happen that if the Ringkiller died a tragic death he would come back into power. Aragorn was unfortunately kidnapped by rabid fangirls as well, so he couldn't save middle earth in time and everyone died. Except for Sauron (duh!) he eventually got rich and opened up a string of casinos in Nevada and unfortunately one day lost all the casinos in a game of dice with a hot stranger by the name of Mat.
The End