None of these characters are mine- all Rowling's
And I'd like to mention that I'm using a quote from a um, animated avatar thing I saw on DA, but I can't find it again, so I don't know to whom I shall give credit for that… but the story isn't based on the quote… I just added it in there cause it was perfect… enjoy and comment, please!
"Whaaaaat-"
Sirius and Remus bemusedly watched their friend's face as he walked toward them through his dorm.
"Nohohoho!"
Sirius and Remus exchanged glances and snickered at James' response. And, it seemed, that was all he could say, for the rest of that Saturday night, in fact. It was at breakfast the following morning when poor James came to his senses.
"You- two- slept- in my bed?!" He spurted, segments at a time. Peter yelped at his outrage.
"Nooooooooo! Of course not! Where did you come up with something like that!" Sirius drawled and stuffed a scone into his mouth.
"So I just come to bed late to find that you two have simply sleep walked into my bed, I suppose?" James started, but Remus interrupted him.
"James, please, it's okay. Your bed will live, if that's what you're worried about."
"Are you serious?!" James outburst.
"Indeed, I am," Remus responded.
"Are you fucking serious?!"
"Oh, yes, that too," Remus answered with a sweet smile and proceeded to cut his French toast. Peter choked on his sausage and James gaped at them while Sirius sat smugly with his arms folded, as if to say, 'Yeah, that right there, that's mine.'
"Oh, good God," James mumbled, seemingly finally accepting that the situation did in fact happen, but not quite accepting the situation.
"You know, James," said Sirius, "I think you're jealous. I mean, who wouldn't want some of this?" he puffed out his chest and flashed James a cheesy smile.
Remus, mouth full, nodded his head towards him in agreement. When he swallowed, he said, "Honestly, though, James, you have quite a lovely bed. It's very comfy. Sorry you had to walk in on us though, really."
"Yeah, I'm sorry I had to, too," James muttered.
"If you'd like, we could join you sometime," suggested Sirius.
"No, no, thanks for the offer, but I have to pass." The following morning, James awoke with a start. He made sure he was in his own bed. Relieved, he went down to breakfast.
"You guys really scared me Saturday, I dreamed that you came and got in my bed with me last night!" James exclaimed.
"Hey, Remus, don't you just love how warm and cozy James' bed is?" Sirius asked Remus.
"Oh, yes, Sirius, especially with three!" Remus responded. Peter fell off of his seat, shortly followed by James.