Title :
How 6 Men Killed Their Husband
Author : ChenLin21
Character : EXO
Genre : Tragedy
Pairing : EXO Official pair
Rating : T
Disclaimer : all characters are belongs to their parents. I just owned the plot.
NO BASHED.
NO COPY
1.
'Pops'
"So, Mr. Huang, How you killed your own—em, husband, is it ?"
—ask the officer.
'Pops'
"Yes. He is my handsome Canadian, Kris Wu.
Well,
You know how people have these little habits that get you down.
Like A little child.
Yeah, Kris Wu who like to chew gum.
No, No. not chew. POP."
—the panda eyed guy, Huang Zi Tao answered.
'Pop!'
"So, what's the next ?"
—the officer asked him again.
"So I came home this one day and I am really irritated,
and then I'm looking for a bit of sympathy"
—Tao still chewing his bubble gum.
'Pop!'
"There's My darling Canadian man, Kris laying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing."
—He continued his words,
'Pop!'
"Ah ! No, No ! not chewin'. Poppin', Officer.
So, I said to him,
"you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did it again.
POP !"
The officer surprised for a little bit.
"So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots..."
—Tao smirked
"...into his head."
The officer gulped.
"If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I bet you would
Have done the same!"
—Tao smirked.
2.
'Six !'
"So, Mr. Xi, How you killed Mr. Oh Sehun ?"
—asked the Officer.
"I met Mr. Oh Sehun from
Seoul about two years ago.
and he told me he was single
and, hehe, we hit it off right away."
—The baby faced man, Xi Luhan, Indeed a Beijing man.
"So, what's the next ?"
—the officer asked him again.
'Six !'
"So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
I feel so happy on that moment,"
That Young man chuckled than his expression on his face turned into creepy.
'Six !'
"And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass !
Not only was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
All of those bitches, you know."
—Luhan said.
The Officer take a note and a shocked expression on his face.
"So that night,
When he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic."
—Luhan laughed as well as a little devil.
The Officer gazed at Luhan for a moment.
"If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same, Officer"
—Luhan stared to the Officer with his sexy smirked.
'Six !'
3.
'Squish !'
"So, Mr. Do, How you killed Mr. Kim—Hold on, is he your hu—husband ?"
—The officer widened that he already handle 3 of 6 gay case these days.
"Indeed,"
.-A beautiful black eyes, Do Kyungsoo, smiled at the officer.
"So, tell me, Mr. Do."
—The Officer let the young man to speak up.
'Squish !'
"So, I'm standing in the kitchen
carving up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband, Jongin,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says.
He was crazy
and he kept screaming',"
—Kyungsoo relaxed.
'Why he is so relax, by the way ?'
.—the Officer thought.
'Squish !'
"'You been screwin the milkman.'
And, yeah, I ran into him with my knife.
I stabbed him with my knife ten times…
Oh, how pity is he, isn't he.
Oh, my love.
Kim Jongin.
If he don't be crazy,
he is still alive and kiss my lips."
—Kyungsoo sighed.
Kyungsoo stared at the officer.
"If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!"
Kyungsoo crazily laughing.
"It was a murder
But not a crime!"
4.
'UH-HUH !'
"So, Mr. Byun, How you killed Mr. Park—your husband ?"
—asked The Officer rubbed his brow.
"Ah ! Yes. But I told ya, I'm not guilty,"
—answered a guy with black eyeliner on his eyelids, Byun Baekhyun.
'UH-HUH !'
"What do you mean ?"
—The officer frowned.
"They say that
When we visited Han lake, the famous Lake
Me and Channie holding each other.
Kissed each other.
But it is not true, I am innocent.
I am."
-Baekhyun cried.
'UH-HUH !'
"But if you are innocent, why they arrest you?"
—asked the Officer.
Baekhyun stopped his cry and with innocent face.
'UH-HUH !'
He replied,
"I slammed his head.
That ahjusshi said that I did. I tried to
explain to the police but they did not understand ...
They sent me to the jail,
instead to his grave !"
The officer frowned.
'UH-HUH !'
"I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?"
—Baekhyun cried.
5.
'Cicero!'
"So, Mr. Zhang, How you killed your sister and um—your husband ?"
—asked the officer.
'Cicero !'
"My sister, Hyoyeon and
my husband, Kim Jyuumeon—His stage name, Suho.
I had double act,
We traveled around with the circus.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks
one two three four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops,
one right after the other."
—answered Zhang Yixing in kind manner.
"Impressive. A circus."
—The officer replied.
Yixing chuckled then stopped.
'Cicero !'
"Well, one night we were in the hotel Cicero,
the three of us,
boozin' and
havin' a few laughs
when we run out of ice.
So I went out to get some."
—Yixing's expression turned more frustrated than before.
"What happen ?"
—asked the officer again.
'Cicero !'
"I come back, open the door
and there's Hyoyeon and
Suho doing 'it'"
—Yixing said with sad tone.
The officer felt sorry.
'Cicero !'
"Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out.
I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I realized they were dead."
—Yixing cried.
'Cicero !'
"But if you were me,
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I bet you would
Have done the same."
—Yixing continued his word.
6.
"That was the story about young men killed their husband,"
—told the officer.
"W—Why you do—done this to me, Xiumin ?"
.—asked his mate.
"Lipschitz,"
—answered sweet, cute young officer, Xiumin.
"So, I loved Kim Jongdae
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a singer."
—Xiumin smiled.
"Xiumin …"
—His mate, Kim Jongdae,whispered.
'Lipschitz,'
"He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
go to Lipschitz club
looking for himself
and on the way home
he found Kyuhyun,
Henry,
Ryeowook and Yesung.
and make a love with those bitches."
—Xiumin replied.
"P—Please don't do this to me, ho—honey."
—Jongdae cried.
"Well, I guess you can say we broke up
because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive."
—Xiumin said and stab his knife to Jongdae's heart.
"and I saw him dead."
Xiumin stared to Jongdae's dead body, before he threw to the lake.
"But if you were me,
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same, dear husband,"
—Xiumin continued his word.
When Xiumin finished his word, 5 young men appears with devil smirk.
They appeared in their own black shadow.
"Pops !"
said Tao.
"Six !"
said Luhan.
"Squish !"
said Kyungsoo.
"Uh-huh !"
said Baekhyun.
"Cicero !"
said Yixing.
"Lipschitz !"
said Xiumin.
END
Anneyong Haseo
Lin imnida
Ini adalah ff English exo yang paling pertama. Aku lagi nyari bahan buat konser kampus. Eh, ngga sengaja nemu lagu broadway judulnya 'Chicago – Cell Block Tango'. Suka banget ama nada lagunya, soalnya easy listening bgt. Mungkin agak pusing dengan bahasa inggris, bahasa inggrisnya rada-rada. Maaf ya.
Dialog di atas ini aku ambil dari Cellblock tango cuman ada beberapa yang aku ubah, biar nyambung. Agak pendek, singkat, tapi semi-tragis.
Semoga suka.
Baca juga ff aku yg "The Alpha" dan "I'm dreamed of dream".
Dimohon review ya -ngasah piso bareng Kyungsoo-/ditendang Jongin dan EXOTICS/
THANK YOU,
XOXO
Lin.