A/N : Ok so this is my first story so… be kind plz! I really like Ouran so I thought it would be funny if someone gave them an interview sooo… TADA! Anyways I would really like feed back so enjoy!

DISCLAIMER : I do not own any characters or the anime of Ouran HSHC but I own the plot so no stealing!

Tamaki's Interview

"Hello I am Akiko and I am here to interview you….. …Umm Tamaki?" Tamaki

was daydreaming and looking out the window to the right side of the room. " Tamaki?

Are you their? Helloooo?" He quickly snapped out of it and turned to my direction. "Oh

sorry its just the sun is very beautiful today!" His eyes started to wonder as if looking for

something. "Umm Tamaki are you okay?" "Oh yes! But I think the sun blinded me with

its beautiful rays of magic!" "Oh! Do you need to go to the nurse?" I asked franticly. "Its

fine, I'm used to it!" A little weirded out . "Oh, w..well then shall we continue" "Oh

yes!" "Well then Tamaki I am going to ask you some questions" He nodded excitedly ,

almost like an energetic puppy. "Ok, well I heard from some people that you have a

pretend daughter , is that true?" "Oh Haruhi!, She is my daughter not my pretend

daughter silly!" "Umm but Tamaki you know that's impossible, right? " He stared at me,

blinked twice…. And continued to stare dumbfounded. "What makes you say that?" he asked. "Well you are a guy and in Haruhi's profile it says that she already has a father so

its really impossible-" I was cut off. "Nothing is impossible if you just believe negative

news lady!" "I'm not nega-" "And Haruhi IS my daughter!" Tamaki was now standing on the chair. What a stubborn person! " And I will let nothing, and I mean nothing come

between Haruhi and daddy especially those two perverts!" he exclaimed with a fist up in

the air, I think he was posing as one of those warrior gods. "E..Excuse me, Umm two perverts you say?" "Yes! Those perverts who try to take my cute little Haruhi away from

daddy! Those disgusting pervs ! I will not let you take my little girl you hear me!"

Freaky. The chair suddenly shook and with a bam Tamaki ended up on the floor. "Are you ok?" slowly getting himself up he managed to say "I..I'm fine , negative news lady."

*annoyed* I mumbled "I'm not negative!" "Well then negative news lady, what other

questions do you have for the great and beautiful Tamaki, Oh no but don't be jealous a

commoner like you could never measure up to a guy like me but if you insist I will give

you a few pointers, first…" I picked up my notebook and wrote "consited" ,

"overprotective" and "Idiot" on it while Tamaki was making gestures and symbols. " I

just hope you can be as eloquent as me , did those pointers help any?" "Sure, anyways

can we get back to the interview?" I asked impatiently. " Oh ok." Tamaki said . "So , Tamaki who is your

favorite host club member… besides yourself?" He didn't take a second to think "HARU-"

"Besides Haruhi!" "Oh then I would have to say…. Kyouya!" "Why is he your favorite?"

I asked. "Well he is the one who manages the host's clubs financial problems and he

always comes when you need it the most, besides he's a great friend." Oh, that's the most

non idiotic thing he's said all day! "Plus he's a great mother!" I'm not even gonna ask

anymore . "Why, did Kyouya say something good about me!" He asked with stars in his

eyes. "W..Well I don't know…" "C'mon Please tell me! I can handle it!" he said with a puppy dog expression ."I don't think I should.." "PLEASE!" He said with the biggest

eyes I have ever seen. "Please, please , please, please, PLEA-" "OK! Anything to make you

shut up!" I said annoyed. He looked happy, like a dog who had gotten its treat. "He said that…" Tamaki got closer. "You were the biggest idiot he had ever seen, seriously if

someone told a bunch of people to jump off Tokyo Tower you would be the first one."

That done it. "R..Really? Kyouya thinks I'm a..a..a.." I thought he was about to cry but instead he went to the corner and sulked. Oh, well my jobs over I don't need to… I

gathered my papers and walked over to Tamaki. I felt bad… for some reason. He looked

like a pitiful child that got his candy taken away. "Tamaki I…" "Kyouya really *sniff

sniff* said that about me.." "W..Well.." He looked like a puppy again. Jeez. "No what I really meant to say was…Kyouya thinks of you as a reliable best friend who goes out of

their way to help people.." He sprang up with a joyful expression. "Really? He said that

about me? Well I wouldn't blame him since I am Tamaki Suou !" What a faker! To think I wasted my pity on him! "What's wrong? don't worry!" He came closer and put his hand

on my shoulder and gave me a smile. " You'll find happiness too negative news lady, but

I suggest trying not to be so negative all the time!" I was in anger. Grinding my teeth I said "I'm not negative!" Suddenly the bell rang signaling that Tamaki's time was up. "Well I'll see you again someday negative news lady!" I heard Tamaki's steps going

down the stairs and let out a sigh of relief. Glad that's over- "Bam! Crash! Boom!" Oh yeah I forgot, he's still blind.