A/N: So, I decided to upload something at last. Well, heck, I don't even think this could count as fanfiction. Anyways, just try to bare with it, writings definitely not my thing.
25 comparisons to the relationship of Chell and her ASHPD.
Disclaimer: I just own my noggin and the ideas that float in it, nothing more.
Peanut butter and Jelly
Caffeine and College
Toast and butter
Gordon Freeman and his Gravity Gun
Corn and the Cob
Moon and the Night Sky
Zombies and a Rocket Launcher
Doughnuts and Police
Apples and Apple Juice
Monsters and Under the Bed
Sour and Sour Cream
Beaches and Bikinis
2 + 2 = 4
Lack of sleep and a Cranky mood
Water and Life
Lack of Entertainment and Boredom
Hard Math Test and "Oh crap! I don't remember this.."
Tom and Jerry
Big Mac and McDonald's
Hair Growth Products and Scamming Activities
Rootbeer and Utter Bliss
Cheese and Crackers
Tea and Crumpets
Milk and Cereal
Penguins and Waddling.
A/N: Okay, so a majority of these are food-related. I wasn't hungry /sarcasm.