Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, I wouldn't have to fantasize about Sasuke and Naruto being together. Get it?
Summary: Naruto wakes up and is surprised by a raven haired boy sleeping next him. He feels pain in a place he shouldn't and no matter how hard he tries he can't remember the night before. Still wanna get drunk at the party next weekend? SasuNaru Yaoi.
Warnings: Yaoi. Meaning boy x boy relationship. At this point in time there is mild language and slightly suggestive scenes. Oh! and OOCness. Got a problem? Don't read it.
You have been warned.
A/N: At this point in time the rating is about PG-13, but as I don't know where I'm going with this let's leave the rating at T in case of lemony goodness in later chapters ^.^
The Morning After
Chapter One
After stretching out his body he rolled over on his side, searching for the time. He had a meeting with the Hokage at two o'clock and he really hoped he wasn't late. But rather than seeing his clock, he found his face less the six inches from his best friend. Surprised he quickly jumped back, doing his best to suppress a scream. He peered down on the ravenous boy sleeping soundly next to him.
"What the hell is going on?" He muttered aloud. He scrunched up his face as he tried to think back to what happened last night. Weird, he thought, I can't remember anything. He continued to stare at the other boy, a million unanswered questions flying through his mind at once. But what puzzled him the most was the presence of the other boy, and his slightly sore ass.
"Now any idiot could put two and two together, but get realistic here, Sakura-chan. There's no way Sasuke and I could have slept together. It's just physically impossible. We can barely have a normal conversation without fighting, let alone anything else." Naruto whispered into the phone.
"Ahahaha!" Sakura's laughter boomed through the cellphone, causing Naruto to move it away from his ear a bit. "Naruto, how naive can you be?"
He glared at nothing in particular and stated, "I'm being serious here Sakura. Just 'cause that happened between you and Sai and you're all lovey-dovey now, doesn't mean it works like that for us. There's just no way."
"Naruto, I'm being completely serious too. Is there really any other explanation for this morning? How else would your you know be sore still if it had just been an injury. Plus, it's not like Sasuke to spend the night anywhere. And that includes your house."
"Yeah, I know." Naruto replied, rubbing his face and looking down at the sleeping boy inches away from him. Sasuke shifted slightly, surprising Naruto in the process. "Oh shit! Sakura-chan!" Naruto whispered loudly into the phone, his face paling. "I think he's waking up. What should I do?"
"Haha!" Her laugh rang through again, less loudly. "Naruto, just greet him normally okay? For all you know he doesn''t remember either, you were both smashed last night and if he doesn't you can just go on like nothing happened, right? So I'll leave you to it. Call me later to fill me in on all the details 'kay? Bye!"
"Wait, Sakura-chan!" He whispered loudly as the phone started beeping at him, indicating that the line had been cut off.
Naruto's eyes widened as Sasuke rubbed at his eyes, as discretely as possible Naruto slipped his phone back into his pocket.
When Sasuke awoke, he was totally disoriented. He didn't know where he was, or how he got there, all he could remember was getting smashed the night before. He rubbed his eyes and took in his surroundings. First he saw legs and mentally cursed himself for going home with some random women, again. Then he noticed the blond flop of hair and familiar face that smiled awkwardly down at him.
"G-good morning?" The blond stuttered out, rubbing the back of his head nervously.
"Hn." His reply was short and simple as he hoped his morning habit of talking to much wouldn't out him now.
He looked around the room and noticed he'd spent the night at Naruto's. Damn. Why can't I remember anything? He cursed himself again. He looked expectantly at Naruto who just shook his head.
"I don't remember either." He replied sheepishly.
"Hn. This is your fault, you know. Usaratonkachi." Sasuke said, getting out of the bed and heading to the bathroom.
Naruto's face went red with anger. "How is this in any way my fault? Bastard!" Naruto's voice rang after him.
"Hmm... I don't know, how bout it was your idea to go to the party in the first place, and then your idea to drink. What was it you said again? Oh Sasuke, don't be such a downer, drink this, enjoy yourself for once!" He said it in a mock tone of Naruto.
Naruto fumed. He dare he blame me for trying to cheer him up when he's been a sour puss all week! He thought. "Whatever, Teme! Nobody told you to keep drinking!"
Sasuke stuck his head out the door then, "Well since you brought me a drink everyone decided it'd be a good idea to bring me one! And with Sakura glaring at me with a Make any of my friends cry and I'll break your face look, I couldn't exactly refuse now could I!"
"Awe, Sasuke's being such a nice boy now," he mocked and stuck his tongue out at the raven.
"Tch. You know I'm still being monitored so Shut. Up!" Sasuke spat back. "I'm using your shower by the way, so leave me alone now."
Naruto pulled down the lid of his left eye and continued sticking his tongue out at his friend as he closed the door. "Whatever Sasuke-teme."
As Sasuke undressed to get in the shower, he noticed a couple of used condoms in the garbage. He raised his voice enough to be heard through the door "Dobe! Did you notice any signs of females being here last night?"
Naruto looked around, "Not that I've seen, but I haven't left the bedroom yet!" He yelled back.
Tsk. Sasuke thought as he turned the water on and hopped in the shower. Not how I wanted to start the morning.
Later That Night, Sasuke's House.
Sasuke laid back on his bed, his pale body contrasting greatly with his deep, navy blue sheets. Shit, even after all this time, I can still only remember bits and pieces. And the problem is, they way they're fitting together, isn't looking good.
He rolled onto his left and grabbed his cellphone from his bedside table, and hit speed dial #1.
Naruto threw clothes all over his room. SHIT! No matter how much stuff I throw around, I just can't find it! What the hell did I do with my pants, I need to call Sakura asap. As Naruto picked up a pair of grey sweat pants, they begun to ring. Nice! He thought, doing a little happy dance around the room.
Upon pulling the phone out of his pocket and reading the caller ID, Naruto's face paled. So not the person I wanted to talk to. He thought, clicking the answer button.
"What do you want, Teme?" He asked, sarcasm spilling from each word.
"Idiot, have you remembered anything?" Sasuke asked, ignoring the rude way Naruto answered the phone.
Naruto got nervous at the mention of last night. Yes, he had remembered a bit, but nothing he wanted to discuss with his heartless best-friend. Nervously, he replied. "N-no. Nothing r-really."
Sasuke could hear through Naruto's voice that the blond was rubbing the back of his neck right now. He sighed. What could have happened to make Naruto not wanted to share it with me? He wondering to himself. "Alright, Dobe. Call me if you do. I don't like forgetting whole nights of my life."
"R-right." He responded quickly and hung up the phone.