Tomb Raider
A parody of "Cellophane"
original lyrics by Amanda Ghost
new lyrics by some idiot whose tired of dying
over and over again in every...damn...level
And I try, and I try, and I try, and I try, and
I try, and I try, ....and I try, and I try, and I try, and I try....
Nobody moves her,
I've played through this level with no place
that I can put this sto-o-one,
And speakin' about her,
I've never seen two thighs on anybody that just
look like bo-o-one,
and I try, and I try, and I try, and I try
Hateful's how I feel,
Oh, when there's nowhere to go-o-o-o-o....
Trapped with no ideas,
I can't keep play-yay-yay-yay-in'....
I'm trapped in Tomb Raider,
I'm trapped in Tomb Raider,
I'm trapped in Tomb Raider,
And I hate this game, game, game
Nobody told me,
Repetitive bugs would only follow and drag me
dow-ow-own,
And she just ignores me,
Look at her face and then pull out her guns and
fi-i-i-ire...
And she dies and I load and she dies and I load
Annoying how it feels,
Oh, when there's nothing to do-o-o-o-o....
Trapped with no ideas,
I just keep play-yay-yay-yay-in'....
I'm trapped in Tomb Raider,
I'm trapped in Tomb Raider,
I'm trapped in Tomb Raider,
Tomb Raider, Tomb Raider, Tomb Raider
And I scream her name, name, name
And I try, and I try, and I try, and I try, ….and
I try, and I try, and I try, and I try, and I try....
And I load and she's dead and I load and she's
dead and I load and she's dead
Funny how it feels,
While there's nowhere to go-o-o-o-o,
I love her silicone, silicone, silicone
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Author's Note- This idea arose when Amanda Ghost
began to play off WinAmp while I was stuck inside the City of the Damned
in Last Revelation. And, in fact, I still am stuck. But in all seriousness,
I love the series despite the large clipping and the fact that Lara often
forgets that I'm the one in charge...
