That's right another one of my fan fictions just because I wanted to write
it I am under massive writer's block (I need to get some medicine or
cannabis to clear that up).
I disown all that bullshit, the only reason I write this is to make my story look longer anyways, put that little R on all this and there we are done.
Cloud meets Vash the Stampede.
As I watched Sephiroth fall to the ground, dead once and for all, Sephiroth opened a portal and flung me into it. Just me and my Buster sword hurtling through time and space seeing my memories rush around me in a haze of images. There they were my allies Tifa, Aeris, Barret, Vincent, Red XII, Cid, Cait Sith, and the one person I cared for the most Yuffie. The images started to fade as I fell deeper and deeper, then I blacked out. When I awoke I heard sounds of birds and felt the ground made of sand.
/Where the fuck did I go to all I remember was killing Sephiroth and then...that Son of a Bitch must've sent me somewhere...or some time/ I stood up and looked around for my sword which I found not but three feet away from me. I picked it up and swung it around a few times to make sure it was not injured I though
/besides Yuffie this thing is most important to me...Yuffie that reminds me i have to find a way back to her! / I slung my sword over my shoulder and started walking I wondered for hours in that damned desert trying to find someplace to stop and buy a drink. Then I spotted him a man with blonde hair although not as light as mine a red trench coat, and yellow sunglasses, I pulled my sword off of my shoulder and held it in attack position; the man stopped and looked at me I then noticed he had a donut in his mouth and a box with him.
"Hah I know you couldn't possibly be a foe with eating donuts in the middle of a desert and all, so who are you exactly and what is this place?"
"This is a desert and I am Vash the Stampede," he said while cramming donuts into his mouth, Vash suddenly dropped the donuts and had a gun pointed straight at me, or at least I thought he did it was a snake in front of me but before he had taken his gun out I had it already cut in half.
/This guy is kinda fast, I mean not near as fast as me but might as well go with him until we get to a town, /
Vash put his gun back into his holster, which was underneath his trench coat, and then tried to scrape the sand off of his donuts and save what he could.
"So this is a different planet cause we fucked up Earth huh, so what year is it then,"
"Are you okay cause everyone knows that its 3015,"
/It seems I now have a slight error in my plans to get home/
"Why do you always have that look on your face like your thinking about something, and what's your name?"
"My name is Cloud and it's no reason why I do that I just do," Vash put some of the donuts back in the box and started eating them again as he passed me I turned and followed him, since he must have known where to go, we walked for 5 hours and then arrived at a town called Okam.
/Good now I can get some alcohol I hope these people accept gil, because if not a lot of people are gunna get hurt from me not getting my drink, /
"Nice to meetcha Cloud," Vash yelled before going into this large building with Insurance Agency written on it.
/Strange guy, / I thought before entering the tavern, as soon as I did almost the whole bar turned to face me, I guess it is unusual to see a guy carrying a five foot long sword just as wide as him, I took a seat at the bar a leaned my Buster sword against the counter.
"I'll have some vodka," I took out my gil coins and laid them on the bar
"excuse me sir but we only accept double dollars here," the male bartender said.
/I know he did not just say what I think he said, /
"Either you start accepting them or else."
"I am sorry sir but I can't,"
I got up picked up my sword and left the bar, there was a loud CRAAASSSH as the whole tavern fell in and I had my vodka in hand.
/People these days just don't get it. /
Don't fuck with me alcohol and when I want a drink you better give me a drink get it? Anyways R&R if you want more chaps then do it. Vash will have more to do in the next chapter how do you think he would react to a whole tavern being slashed down?
I disown all that bullshit, the only reason I write this is to make my story look longer anyways, put that little R on all this and there we are done.
Cloud meets Vash the Stampede.
As I watched Sephiroth fall to the ground, dead once and for all, Sephiroth opened a portal and flung me into it. Just me and my Buster sword hurtling through time and space seeing my memories rush around me in a haze of images. There they were my allies Tifa, Aeris, Barret, Vincent, Red XII, Cid, Cait Sith, and the one person I cared for the most Yuffie. The images started to fade as I fell deeper and deeper, then I blacked out. When I awoke I heard sounds of birds and felt the ground made of sand.
/Where the fuck did I go to all I remember was killing Sephiroth and then...that Son of a Bitch must've sent me somewhere...or some time/ I stood up and looked around for my sword which I found not but three feet away from me. I picked it up and swung it around a few times to make sure it was not injured I though
/besides Yuffie this thing is most important to me...Yuffie that reminds me i have to find a way back to her! / I slung my sword over my shoulder and started walking I wondered for hours in that damned desert trying to find someplace to stop and buy a drink. Then I spotted him a man with blonde hair although not as light as mine a red trench coat, and yellow sunglasses, I pulled my sword off of my shoulder and held it in attack position; the man stopped and looked at me I then noticed he had a donut in his mouth and a box with him.
"Hah I know you couldn't possibly be a foe with eating donuts in the middle of a desert and all, so who are you exactly and what is this place?"
"This is a desert and I am Vash the Stampede," he said while cramming donuts into his mouth, Vash suddenly dropped the donuts and had a gun pointed straight at me, or at least I thought he did it was a snake in front of me but before he had taken his gun out I had it already cut in half.
/This guy is kinda fast, I mean not near as fast as me but might as well go with him until we get to a town, /
Vash put his gun back into his holster, which was underneath his trench coat, and then tried to scrape the sand off of his donuts and save what he could.
"So this is a different planet cause we fucked up Earth huh, so what year is it then,"
"Are you okay cause everyone knows that its 3015,"
/It seems I now have a slight error in my plans to get home/
"Why do you always have that look on your face like your thinking about something, and what's your name?"
"My name is Cloud and it's no reason why I do that I just do," Vash put some of the donuts back in the box and started eating them again as he passed me I turned and followed him, since he must have known where to go, we walked for 5 hours and then arrived at a town called Okam.
/Good now I can get some alcohol I hope these people accept gil, because if not a lot of people are gunna get hurt from me not getting my drink, /
"Nice to meetcha Cloud," Vash yelled before going into this large building with Insurance Agency written on it.
/Strange guy, / I thought before entering the tavern, as soon as I did almost the whole bar turned to face me, I guess it is unusual to see a guy carrying a five foot long sword just as wide as him, I took a seat at the bar a leaned my Buster sword against the counter.
"I'll have some vodka," I took out my gil coins and laid them on the bar
"excuse me sir but we only accept double dollars here," the male bartender said.
/I know he did not just say what I think he said, /
"Either you start accepting them or else."
"I am sorry sir but I can't,"
I got up picked up my sword and left the bar, there was a loud CRAAASSSH as the whole tavern fell in and I had my vodka in hand.
/People these days just don't get it. /
Don't fuck with me alcohol and when I want a drink you better give me a drink get it? Anyways R&R if you want more chaps then do it. Vash will have more to do in the next chapter how do you think he would react to a whole tavern being slashed down?