Disclaimer: Don't Own Two and a Half Men
"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Charlie's going to get laid," Charlie said coming down the stairs. "Oh what fun it is to ride on a one hot looking babe. Hey!"
"Someone's in a good mood," Berta said cleaning windows.
"Oh I am Berta. I get to be by myself for Christmas! I feel like I won the lottery," Charlie said getting a beer.
"Where's your annoying brother going to be?"
"He'll be stuck with mom entertaining her friends," He said happy.
"So who's the chick that your supposed to be with?"
"Don't know. All I know is her name is Emma. I chatted with her on one of those on-line chat rooms thingy's," He said.
"You on a computer," Berta said raising a brow.
"I do know how to work one. I'm not that complete of an idiot."
"Sometimes I wonder," Berta said going in another room.
"We'll see who has the last laugh," Charlie said.
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Christmas Eve…………
"All by my self," Charlie said lighting candles before his date got there. "Okay. Soft music, candles, dinner…what else am I missing," He said looking around. "Wine," He said grabbing it in the kitchen when the doorbell rang. "Damn it," He said rushing to the front door and was shocked at who he saw. "Rose?"
"Hi Charlie," Rose said wearing a light blue dress.
"What are you doing back in town? I'm expecting a date."
"Your looking at her," Rose said smiling.
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Charlie just stared at her.
"Your not my date Rose," Charlie said trying to get her out.
"Emma Livingston from Long Beach," She said.
"You've got to be kidding me," He said in shock. "You're still a nut as usual."
"Thank you Charlie. It's nice to see you too," She said stepping in the living room and looked around. "Everything still looks the same since the day I left. Except you got new curtains," She said.
"Oh yeah. Alan caught them on fire with candles."
"That doesn't sound like Alan," She said with a frown.
"No it does. He does things just to piss me off. Look no offense Rose but I just want to be by myself tonight."
"I thought you wanted to have crazy wild sex," Rose said.
"I did but-"
"Charlie, are you afraid that I'll super glue your manly parts again."
"Frankly yeah," Charlie said.
"Charlie, I think we both have grown up since then. We were both young and I thought that you wanted more from me than just sex but now I understand and it's okay. It wouldn't ruin our friendship."
"We have a friendship?"
"Silly goose," Rose said taking off her dressing revealing a Christmas bra and panties.
Charlie just stared not blinking. "You still look good as ever."
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Christmas morning……..
Charlie groaned as light came in the room. He tried to move but noticed he was handcuffed to the bed.
"Rose," He yelled wide awake.
Rose came out of the bathroom showered and refreshed. "Hey there sleepy," She said. "Did you sleep good?"
"Why am I handcuffed?"
"It was your game last night remember," She said.
"No I don't. Now uncuff me."
"Sorry Charlie. I can't do that."
"Rose I'm serious."
"I am too Charlie. You can't keep playing on my feelings."
"You came on to me last night!"
"I don't think so. Don't worry Charlie. At least you still got your man parts intact," She said leaving.
"I never learn," Charlie said when he was alone.
All of a sudden his eyes went wide.
"Damn it. I pissed myself."
Author's Note: I had an idea about Charlie and Rose getting together when I first started the story but then I drew a blank after I started it. Hope I ended it okay.
I'm thinking of doing a story with Charlie Harper, Dean Winchester, and Brian Hackett in a bar. Should I do it?