That bucket was more fly than Peter Pan. And you? You were like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touched you, but no one really wanted you. Well, they didn't want you at all, honestly. And they didn't touch you all that much either. Not even for a finger touch.
You remember that sugoi kawaii desu day way back yonder when Kar said he'd hit that. But then he whispered- which was actually a really fucking loud scream- 'with my car'. Oh, the memories.
Anyways, that bucket looked hotter than Fef on a motorcycle. Y'know. When she wasn't dead. Yeah. Kawaii- desu desu.
Reaching for it you smiled. Maybe you'll actually fill a quadrant. But then Plankton popped out of the bucket in horror movie slow mo, and with a huge shit eating grin, said, "Welcome to the Chum Bucket."
And you could've sworn you heard Kar yell from the mountain tops of 2p!Hell,
"AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY."