Yon

Disclaimer: Don't own G-boys and don't own O-Town, comprende?
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Kyuki: Okay... I think this'll work... :: uses his muse-magic to zap in the
G-boys::

Duo: Whoa! What a ride! ::looks around:: Say, where are we?

Wufei: I don't know... It looks familiar...

Quatre: Ah! It's Shinju Meg Uchuno's authoress realm!

G-boys:: scream::

Kyuki: Stop screaming! Shinju isn't here!

Quatre: Kyuki? What are you doing?

Kyuki: well, I figured you guys would love to get back at all those
authoresses that have
terrorized you and I'm giving you that chance.

Heero: Honto ni? Where are all the weapons then?

Kyuki:: points to a door behind him:: Over here... :: they all walk through
the door and
they find that the room is a recording studio::

Heero: These aren't weapons...

Kyuki: We are using a different weapon, Heero. It's called a song-fic.

Heero: Hn.

Duo: We're gonna sing?

Kyuki: Yup. You guys can make up a song-fic to get back at the authoresses...

Wufei: Hm... what an interesting idea. Souzou, you astound me.

Kyuki: Thanks, Wufei. I'm honored you said so.

Wufei: You should be.

Kyuki: O.o?

Quatre: But... where is Shinju? Your her muse, you should know.

Kyuki: She's watching TV, far away from this realm.

Trowa: Good.

Duo::mock surprise:: He speaks!

Trowa: ///.

Kyuki: Anyway... just go into the sound booth and put on the headphones, you
sing into
the microphones.

Duo: Duh... :: the G-boys enter the large sound booth::

Quatre: Before we start, is there anyone you'd like to dedicate this song-fic
to, Kyuki?

Kyuki: Hm... yes. I'd like to dedicate this to the muses out there.
Especially Ayamachi,
Kaori's suffering muse. Matteo, who unfortunately works for Cherry Blossom...

G-boys:: shudder at the thought of CPT::

Kyuki: And Eros and Thaila, the poor muses of Rebecca the Great.

Wufei::annoyed:: Can we start yet, Souzou?

Kyuki: Sure! I'll man the controls!
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Wufei:: singing::
Lots of fan-onnas surrounding me
I'm lost in their sick world of fantasy
Every night they write 'bout me
And it shows up on their computer screens

Duo:: singing::
Now these are hot girls
But there not your average girls
They're obsessed otaku chicks hooked on anime
And there so fine, ( damn! )
And designed to blow your mind
They are dominatrix, bishounen lovin', authoresses ( woo! )

G-boys:: singing::
I have nightmares about a girl who thinks romance pairings are funny
Who have insanely wild writing styles
With such evil smiles
Throw in a website like Fanfiction.net
They are the stars of
My nightmares

Trowa:: singing::
They like to write fanfics in the dark
And then post 'em on the net to make their mark
Some tend to make their poor muses scream
Writing whatever they daydream ( oh! )
Duo:: singing::
Now these are hot girls
But there not your average girls
They're obsessed otaku chicks hooked on anime
And there so fine, ( damn! )
And designed to blow your mind
They are dominatrix, bishounen lovin', authoresses ( woo! )

G-boys:: singing::
I have nightmares about a girl who thinks romance pairings are funny
Who have insanely wild writing styles
With such evil smiles
Throw in a website like Fanfiction.net
They are the stars of
My nightmares

Quatre:: singing::
But looks aren't everything
They have evil personalities
That could make demons scream!
There mamas thinks there lazy
There friends all think there crazy
But in there minds
They zap me into there fics and make me leave my world behind

Heero:: singing::
Every night I have nightmares
'Bout authoresses and there crazy romance pairs
My mental state
Has gone down the drain
'Cause of these damn authoresses ( oh! )

G-boys:: singing::
I have nightmares about a girl who thinks romance pairings are funny
Who have insanely wild writing styles
With such evil smiles
Throw in a website like Fanfiction.net
They are the stars of
My nightmares


G-boys:: singing::
I have nightmares about a girl who thinks romance pairings are funny
Who have insanely wild writing styles
With such evil smiles
Throw in a website like Fanfiction.net
They are the stars of
My nightmares


G-boys:: singing::
I have nightmares about a girl who thinks romance pairings are funny
Who have insanely wild writing styles
With such evil smiles
Throw in a website like Fanfiction.net
They are the stars of
My nightmares
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Kyuki:: clapping:: Nice job, guys!

Duo::bows:: Thank you, thank you.

Wufei: Maxwell! What were you doing saying that all the fan-onna's are 'hot'?!

Duo: Hoping to flatter them so when they come to beat the crap outta us,
they'll go easy
on me?

G-boys ( sans Duo ) and Kyuki:: sigh and sweatdrop::

Quatre: Are you gonna post this Kyuki?

Kyuki: Yup!

Wufei: We'll get flamed!

Kyuki::shrugges:: Not my problem... I'm posting it under Shinju's account.

Heero: Good idea... :: suddenly the door to the recording room opens and in
steps Shinju::

Shinju: Oh, hey G-boys... what are you all doing here?

G-boys: O.O!

Kyuki:: stuttering:: Um... well, we were... um...

Shinju: Hey, did you guys sing or something?

G-boys and Kyuki: NO!

Shinju: Then way is the ' Recording' light on?

Kyuki: Duo must of sat on a button or something...

Duo: Hey! I resent that!

Shinju: Well, I thought I heard some noise in hear, but I guess I was
wrong...

Heero: We were listening to music. Your muse invited us.

Shinju: Oh? Honto ni? Sorry I disturbed you... I'll go grab us some drinks
and stuff and we
can all listen to music together?

Duo: Sure! I'd love to!

Shinju: Yosh! I'll be back in a nano... ::leaves::

G-boys and Kyuki:: sigh with relief::

Quatre: You better post the song-fic before she returns!

Kyuki: Hai! ::posts fic::
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Shinju: I'd just like to let everyone reading this know that I didn't mean
ANY harm to
anyone. This is just a bit of fun I thought up a few minutes ago. I just
wondered what the
G-boys would say if they had to make a song-fic bashing authoresses. Please
take no
offense. All flames will be read and laughed at, so don't bother sending any.

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Owari!