10 ways to live Austria whit a God smacked expression or a desire to run for his life.
Get Prussia to do the "Pocky Dance" in frond of him.
Get Russia to invade his vital regions.
Make him become Alfred's slave for one day ( I will live the horrors of this method to your twisted and sadistic mind (No offence having a twisted and sadistic mind is actually cool))
Lock him in a closet whit grandpa Rome^^.
Make him Belarus's new stalking target
Just a little glance at what will happen:
-Austria, Austria open the door, dear and lets become one, become one, become one , become one ....................................................................................................
Is what she will shout while trying to take down the door. Poor door and poor Austria.
-No live me alone , please Prussia help me , someone help me.
In the background we can see a scared Gilbert running away from Russia who apparently thought the same way as his sister . Who thought that raping was a family ting , eh.
Get him drunk and then give him to Francis , even in a drunken suppour he is going to run that's for surten.
Make him stay thru one of England drunken confection about Alfred and what an ungrateful nation America is.
Get him to be a clerk in a phone shop then deal every phonesex line you know and make sure he can't close the phones and extra sure to lock the doors after that the only thing you need to do is say a quick prayer that hi doesn't die from a nosebleed and laugh at his embarrassment.
Make him pay the phone bill.
Tell Hungary how he spend his day as a clerk ( of course don't tell her you are to blame because then she will kill you ) and then tell her he is cheating on her whit Belarus . That will cause a war of course , which will lead to Austria going in hiding from his two crazy wives wannabe.