I don't know where this idea came from… :S
I don't own pokemon, because if I did, the whole Sinnoh region would collapse into the centre of the earth!
James: so, remind me again what we're doing?
Jessie: we're using this conveniently placed cloning machine to clone pikachu and then we won't have to catch it!
James: but didn't the narrator say that there was something wrong with it?
Me: yes, yes I did!
Jessie: well, tell us what's wrong so we can fix it!
Me: well, I can't remember, … but I would test it if I were you! *disappears*
Jessie: test it, huh?
James: what can we test it on?
Meowth: hey, you guys! Look at dis, I found a bouncy ball!
Jessie: hmm …*evil laugh/smile/thing*
James: ah! Jessie, you're not thinking…
Jessie: *holding bouncy ball* Meowth, go get the ball Meowth, get it! Get the ball boy!
Meowth: O.O
Jessie threw the ball in the cloning machine and Meowth instinctively chased after it, and then regretted it. Jessie threw the switch and the machine flashed a few times before the doors opened and a very confused Meowth fell out
James: Meowth!
Jessie: well there's the problem, there's only one of him! It doesn't work!
James: *picking Meowth up on to his paws* well, at least nothing bad happened, are you okay Meowth?
Meowth: I tink so, why do ya ask misty?
James: …yeah,
Later, Jessie was reading a magazine and James was counting his bottle caps when Meowth came in, ripped up the magazine, swallowed James's bottle caps and ran off again
Jessie: Meowth, what the heck?!
James: hey, come back here!*runs after Meowth*
Meowth: *leaning against tree* …zzzzzzzzz…
James: MEOWTH!
Meowth: WAAAAAAAAAA!!! *jumps up and hangs from tree*
James: Meowth, get down here and give me back my bottle caps!
Meowth: *climbing down from tree* whaddaya mean jimmy? I don't got your bottle caps!
James: Meowth, we just saw you rip up Jessie's magazine and eat my bottle caps! …on second thought, you can keep them! But we still want an apology!
Meowth: I'm tellin ya jimmy, I don't know what your talkin about!
James: well, maybe some time alone in the balloon basket will refresh your memory! *points to balloon basket*
Meowth: *mumbling* sheesh, when did you become my dad?!
Meowth climbed into the balloon basket and lay against the corner
Meowth: hmm, maybe I did dat stuff earlier an forgot, aww well…
Jenny: excuse me…
James: I DIDN'T DO IT!…
Jenny: …
Jessie: what do you want?
Jenny: I need to have a word with that Meowth of yours
James: 'sigh' what has he done now?
Jenny: no, you see, he's been helping out around Vermilion City and we'd like to thank him!
James: …well, uh, I think he's busy right now but we'll tell him what you said!
Jenny: okay bye! Thanks again!
Jessie: …what the heck?!
James: okay, time to have another talk! *walks to balloon basket*
Meowth: …zzzzzzzzzzz…
James: MEOWTH!
Meowth: WAAAAAAAAAA!!! *jumps up, sinks claws into balloon and pops it*
James: what the heck?! Now you're helping the police?!
Meowth: helpin da police?! What're you talkin about?!
James: no more playing dumb Meowth, officer jenny just came by to tell us how you've been helping out around Vermilion!
Meowth: jimmy, I really don't know what you're talking about!
James: Meowth, seeing as how we SAW you the first time, we know you did that so I think I might be inclined to believe that you did this too!
Meowth: honestly jimmy, I swear! I didn't do notin! I been here da whole time!
James: hmm, well I guess there's only one way to prove that!
Meowth: 'gulp' I got a bad feelin about dis!
Two minutes later (they work fast),
Meowth: *in a cage surrounded by security cameras* dis is NOT my choice of sleeping spaces!
James: well, this'll prove you innocent if anyone else tries to tell us that you're doing stuff when you say you're not!
Jessie: and it'll keep you out of our hair!
Five minutes later,
Ash: TEAM ROCKET!!!
James: ugh, let me guess, Meowth's done something to bug you guys?
Misty: yeah, how did you know?
Jessie: we've been getting this all day! What's he done?
Ash: he won't leave pikachu alone!
James and Jessie looked down to see Meowth going gaga (not the lady) over pikachu with bug hearts in his eyes
Meowth: Meowth! Meowth! Meowth!
Pikachu: look! I didn't sign up for another Krazyshipping story! I need a break in between Y'know!
James: okay, I'm officially confused! Meowth was right over here a minute ago! *points to cage where Meowth is taking a catnap*
Meowth: …zzzzzzzzzzzz…
Everyone: *start looking at Meowth in cage and Meowth in love and get really confused*
James: hey Meowth! Come down here a second!
Meowth: …zzzz, not now jimmy, I gotta defeat da Miltank army! zzzzz…..
Jessie: MEOWTH WAKE UP!!!
Meowth: WAAAAA! Alright, alright, I'm up already, yeesh! *climbs out of cage* 'yawn' what's da… *notices other Meowth* …
Jessie: do you know anything about this?
Meowth: …I-I tink I'm still dreamin…
Ash: … why are there two Meowths?
Me: oh! You guys! I just remembered what was wrong with the cloning machine! Instead of cloning you it clones your emotions and turns them into versions of you!
Meowth: …tanks fer dat!
James: well, if Meowth's emotions are running around now, then, this must be love!
Ash: but why's it following pikachu around?
Everyone else: 'sigh'
Well, looks like now we're gonna have to find Meowth's emotions too!