Hey peeps! This is my first comedy. Hope you enjoy it!. If you want to read my other story its on Wattpad. Its not fanfic so I can't post it here. Search for Demitytes bride. ! :)
Voldemort peered at the old monitor screen that flickered every few seconds. 'Sign up to Facebook' click.
"Aha! This will be the key to my rise!The wondrous powers of social networking will allow me to easily control the world!"
Voldemort gave an evil laugh as he signed up for facebook.
"My username? How dare you stupid Facebook. You dare insult the great lord Voldemort? How can you not know me?"
'Screen flickers'
"Huff! Fine ...let it be Lord Voldemort!"
'Sorry the username has been taken.'
"WHAT! ! Who dares use the name of this...huffff ...fine I will be The dark lord voldemort! !"
'Password'
"Hmmm...oooh...tufffy..let me see..it should be something dumbledore could never imagine..yes it shall be ...EVILNAUGHTYBADEVILNESSS! Dumbledore and his dunderheaded do-gooders will never be able to guess a password of such maliciousness!"
'Thank you the dark lord voldemort! '
"Yes! THAT'S it Facebook! !Acknowledge my supremacy! Now that I am inside this thing...lets look for that dratted boy potter..."
'Five hours later'...
"Ohooohooo! ! Potter you have finally appeared! I see that you are online! "