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100 Reasons-
Dear Annabeth,
I seriously don't know why you're even considering our relationship. So, just to justify things, I'll list down a hundred reasons why we should go out.
1. I am the savior of Olympus (duh).
2. I'm the only Poseidon half-blood, which makes me one of a kind.
3. I'm a very, very hot demigod ;) Don't even try denying it.
4. I have my awesome hair.
5. I chose you over Rachel.
6. I'm a good kisser (and you know it)
7. I think your grey eyes are mesmerizing. Not that I stared, by the way. Cause that would be weird, right?
8. I love your gorgeous blond locks.
9. I think you're the smartest person alive.
10. You can call me Seaweed Brain anytime you want.
11. I have books written about me.
12. I'll pay you.
13. I have a great sense of humour.
14. I'm an awesome sword-fighter.
15. I'm the only one who's ever beaten you at sword-fighting which makes me very skilled.
16. I'm an amazing swimmer. I can hold my breath for like, forever underwater.
17. I can promise you that you'll never drown as long as you're with me.
18. We can take a dip in River Lethe this weekend ;)
19. You're the only one who knows about my Achilles spot.
20. I'd kill a million spiders for you.
21. You can always count on me to watch your back during a battle.
22. I'd travel half-way round the state just to see you.
23. You know I kicked Ares' ass.
24. I've been in the Underworld tons of times and survived.
25. Aphrodite told me we were her favourite couple.
26. My family loves you.
27. Your family loves me.
28. I worked out a lot this summer. But you know, it's not like I got a six-pack now or something… *cough*cough*
29. You're allowed to pin as many blueprints as you want on the wall of my cabin.
30. You know what? Heck, why don't you redesign my whole cabin?
31. We balance each other out.
32. Lots of girls had tried to hit on me, so I guess I'm kind of charming.
33. You wouldn't want me to go to Drew, would you?
34. I've kicked Clarisse's sorry ass a bunch of times. I'm officially a cool guy.
35. I'm head counselor and Reyna made me Praetor, which makes me very responsible.
36. In cases we do argue, you have my permission to kick my ass as hard as you want.
37. I'll stop making sexual innuendos whenever Grover eats a banana.
38. Or when we see the number 69 anywhere.
39. I'll take on Athena any day.
40. Because you don't love Luke anymore (duh?)
41. I'm not gay.
42. I'll keep all my promises, unlike some people *cough*Luke*cough*
43. I'm way better looking than he ever was.
44. Hell, Annabeth. I'll take you to Greece. On a plane. Pretty brave, right?
45. On second thought, maybe we'll take a ship or something.
46. I'm a way better singer than Apollo.
47. Okay, maybe not. But I have awesome haikus.
48. I've saved your life a hundred times before. Even though you've saved mine a lot more but- whatever. That has to count for something, right?
49. I held up the sky for you.
50. I lied to everyone that I wanted to save Artemis. But I only wanted to save my Wise Girl.
51. You saved me from being a guinea pig for my whole life.
52. Admit it, I looked insanely adorable as a guinea pig.
53. I respect you. Maybe even more than you know it.
54. I wouldn't mind listening to you go on and on about architecture.
55. I'll hold your groceries for you.
56. We can watch the History Channel anytime you want.
57. I think you look hot with your cap on.
58. You turn me on. *looks down* Oh, shit.
59. We make the best team ever.
60. We have an awesome couple name.
61. I mean, it's way better than 'Thalico' or 'Tratie' or 'Gruniper'.
62. We can make chocolate-haired babies! Get it? Blond+Black=Chocolate. Haha.
63. Okay, that was gross. But ha, I knew you were smiling.
64. Our kids would be totally adorable.
65. I'd buy you your double latte and bagels every morning if it means I'd get to see you.
66. I just found this awesome new bookshop.
67. Okay, this one is seriously overdue. I turned down immortality for you!
68. Oh, I just found this insanely beautiful piece of coral! Whom should I give it to? Hmmm?
69. You literally saved me while I was bathing in the River Styx.
70. Your half-siblings adore me.
71. I will always be there for you when you need me.
72. I won't laugh if you lose (again) in chariot racing.
73. I won't even laugh when you lose Chess with me (again)
74. I think you're amazing ;)
75. I'd move to Frisco' just to share a school with you.
76. I'd throw myself off Brooklyn Bridge if you don't take me.
77. Ignore that. I just remembered I'm immune to drowning. Heck, I'd ride a plane, then!
78. I feel happy when you smile. ;)
79. Nico didn't think we'd get together anytime soon. Let's prove him wrong!
80. You're so different.
81. Believe me, your kiss was way better than Rachel's.
82. I can see us growing old together.
83. You cried over me when I was gone for 2 weeks. Does that mean anything?
84. I chose you over Calypso. And you over Reyna.
85. If I had to save either you or the Gods, I would choose you without thinking twice.
86. I admire your intelligence. So much.
87. I would seriously kill anyone who insults you. Okay, probably not. Maybe just- severely injure them.
88. I just got this brand new Maserati and the passenger seat looks a little lonely…
89. I'd write a book about us.
90. You don't know the effect you have on me.
91. I love it when you flip your hair. Do it again.
92. You don't need to dress up for me.
93. I like you just the way you are.
94. I give the best underwater kiss of all time.
95. I repeat, of all time.
96. I'd stay single my whole life for you.
97. I'd write a thousand love letters if it helps to prove my affection.
98. I like you. A lot. And I mean, a lot.
99. You're the most beautiful creature I've ever seen- I said creature because I mean, including the Gods.
100. Babe, you light up my whole world and I can't find any other way to put it.
P.S. Truth is, I'm in love with you.
Alphabet starts with ABC
Numbers start with 123
Love starts with You and I.
P.P.S. Oh wait. 101. I took the trouble of writing this.
Annabeth Chase, you complete me.
Your Seaweed Brain (and will forever be yours)
Percy.