An Akatsuki Christmas
"Zetsu-san!!" Tobi yelled racing down one of the many hallways in the Akatsuki lair.
"What is it Tobi?" Zetsu asked turning around to face the hyper ninja.
"It's almost Christmas!!!!" Tobi screamed jumping up and down excitedly.
"What's…Christmas?" Zetsu questioned curiously.
"0-o…Are you serious?" Tobi asked wide eyed. He couldn't believe it. Zetsu-san didn't know what Christmas was? I mean sure they were all S-ranked criminals but everyone was supposed to know what Christmas was right? RIGHT?!
"Wait…is that where the fat pervert comes down your chimney and rapes you?" Zetsu's black side spoke up.
"Errrr…no…Santa comes and delivers presents to all the good little boys and girls." Tobi explained.
"Oh…I was close…sorta…anyway was Tobi a good boy?" Zetsu asked smiling.
"Yup!!! Tobi helped an old lady drive home from the store the other day," Tobi said proudly.
"Wait…since when do we have cars? And you can drive?" Zetsu asked puzzled.
"Weeeell…the car kinda went over a cliff…," Tobi answered softly hanging his head.
"Oh dear…what happened to the lady?" Zetsu asked his stomach growling.
"Her brains flew into a bush that was close by…" Tobi replied.
"Darn…that's the best part too," whined Zetsu.
"Tobi has to go now. Tobi has to tell everybody else to prepare for Santa!" Tobi yelled running off.
"Poor kid…thinks there really is a Santa…" Zetsu's black side commented.
"What are you talking about? Of course there's a Santa!" his white side argued.
"There is no Santa!" his black side retorted.
"Is to!" the white side spat back.
"Would you shut up?!" growled Kisame as he walked out of his room which Zetsu happened to be arguing in front of.
"Make us!" Zetsu yelled angrily.
"Fine have it your way," Kisame said holding up a spray bottle.
"Wh…what's that..?" Zetsu stammered nervously.
"A water bottle," answered Kisame spraying Zetsu in the face with water.
"AUGGGGGHHHH…..IT BURNS!!!" Zetsu yelled jumping up and down.
"Good," Kisame replied turning around to go back into his room.
"Wait…," Zetsu said so softly that Kisame almost didn't hear him.
"What?" Kisame questioned eyeing Zetsu suspiciously.
"We will get our revenge…," Zetsu threatened.
"How you can't touch me," Kisame smirked. (Brenda and I think he's been hanging around a certain Uchiha to much.)
"But…what about…Eric?" Zetsu asked starting to laugh. (Sorry if you don't get the whole Eric the half bee thing. I got it from Monty Python Fish License.)
"E…Eric the bee?" Kisame asked nervously.
"Soon to be Eric the half bee…," Zetsu replied sinking into the ground.
"What?! NOOO!!! Not Eric!" Kisame yelled falling to his knees and starting to cry as Zetsu's maniacal laughter filled the hallway.
"This means war!!!!!" Kisame yelled angrily.
To be continued