Sassy Sparks. That was the name she had to live up to. Was she sassy? Yes. Did she spark? Maybe.

Loki. He didn't know his last name anymore. But he knew he wanted hers. Loki Sparks. A shadow was cast across the Redlands. A gentle breeze swished across the face of the fearless warriors. A deep booming voicecame from the nestle baby. Crap, more flashbacks. Only Sassy could stp them.

Sassy knew. She had a spark in her gut. It was her destiny, and hers alone to save him from his terrible past.

Loki hated her. He hated her because he loved her. No one should love him. Not with his baby soft skin. No, that needed no love.

But….Loki had a secret. A secret so dark, it could ruin everything, but if Sassy knew, she would want himmore. Loki blinked, and he was brought back into yet another flashback. It was the day. The day that haunted nightmares and dreams forever. It was the day when IT happened.

It was when Loki started to feel the pain. Pain that only ancient women could understand. It went on for hours and hours. And the worst part was that he felt fat. Fat, stupid, ugly and weak for getting into this. But Sassy was there for him. There when he went into childbirth.

Pain. So much Pain. It was all a haze to Loki. But Sassy saw it all. Everything from the first pregnancy test to the look of pride on Loki's face when he held his little pony baby for the first time. The maternal pride was in Loki's eyes, Sassy saw, as he cried out all his feels while holding his little miracle.

"oh Loki," Sassy said," can I ride your pony when she grows up to be a big strong 8-legged horse?"

Loki pondered the question to himself before he finally had an answer for Sassy Sparks, his true love, his true hate. He began to speak.

"I-"

But everything changed when the Avenger nation attacked. 100 minutes passed when Loki and Sassy discovered a new Norse god, Thor. Though he had some skills, he had a lot to learn before he is ready to rule anyone. But they believe that Thor may be a girl. Bum Bum Buuuuum…

Blinding light at the end of the pipe. Unused minutes raining from hell. A table lay overturned. A memory of what used to be. A memory of THE HINGE CHILD.

"SASSY!" Loki screamed, alarmed.

"Yes, babybump?" She answered.

"the…. The flashbacks," he whispered.

Suddenly, a flash of light appeared , ripping Loki from his flashback. "oh POOP!" Sassy screamed.

"Poop nugget" said an unknown voice. Loki knew who it was, though. He would always know that voice. Sassy interrupted his thoughts by screaming," OMG it's mah mommy!" But Loki was confused, because that was not Sassy's mom. It was really his sister, Thor. But was Thor Sassy's mother? This question would remain unanswered for a few seconds until Thor spoke and revealed the true identity of herself.

Thor was so angry. Her own brother married her own daughter! She grabbed a knife and stabbed Sassy with a fiery passion of hurt. But because Loki and Sassy love each other, love conquers everything even when there is a slight plot twist in fanfiction.

Loki loved Sassy, but she was dying. Loki was all like," Thor, are you killin' on mah woman?"

Thor was all like,"Yup duh, gimme five bro!"

"OK but bring mah woman back to life with yo thunder hammer boi."

"K brah, lets do it."

"okay."

And then Thor stuck Sassy back to life with lightning. Sassy was all up in Loki's face first thing after she came back alive. Sassy was all like,"Ugh Loki, you suck for getting me killed! Like OMG we are over, even if you do have a cute pony baby! Sassy out!"

And that was the end of Loki and Sassy Sparks.