A/N: You can all thank LittleKuriboh, creator of Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, for my version of the Slenderman, he's totally inspired by that.

Captain Gilad Pellaeon sighed in annoyance when Grand Admiral Thrawn's visitor entered the secondary bridge of the Chimera. He was tall, wearing a nicely tailored suit with a red tie. He had no hands, and instead had tentacles, and absolutely no face to speak of, and when Pellaeon heard his voice, he wanted to reach for his blaster.

"Hey, guys!"

Thrawn stood from his command chair. "Slendy, my friend, what brings you to our corner of the galaxy?"

"I just wanted to see if I could be on the Star Destroyer."

"Of course! You know, you're the only adversary I've never been able to out-smart. Captain Pellaeon!"

Pellaeon stepped forward. "Yes, Admiral?"

"I've told you about my little trip to the moon of Iddqd?"

Pellaeon shook his head, "No, sir, I don't think you have."

Thrawn raised an eyebrow. "Really? Hmmm... perhaps I told Admiral Dursa. Ah, well."

Slenderman said, "It was a very interesting day."

"Yes, it was. I was visiting the moon to collect some very unique berries. They only grow there, and they're quite delicious. I had placed a selection of them in my belt pouch and was about to return to my ship when I heard this strange, static-like noise. I turned around, but no one was there, and when I turned to face my ship again, there was Slenderman, waiting for me.

"I had to look away quickly, because the static sound grew louder the longer I looked at him. At first, I stumbled away from the ship and drew my blaster, but when I turned to shoot him, he was gone. I was intrigued, so instead of leaving the moon, I decided to search the forest for clues as to my mysterious intruder's identity."

Slenderman continued the story from his point of view: "What Admiral Thrawn did not know, was that I was following him the entire time. Every so often, I would pop out and try to scare him, but he would keep looking away, so I decided to spice up the game by placing eight notes around the forest."

Thrawn laughed. "Yes, and every time I collected one of those notes, Slendy kept getting closer and closer. It was kind of funny, looking back at it."

"But, once Admiral Thrawn collected the last note, I could not kill him. He was too fun to play with."

"Although, I still haven't been able to figure out how he kept getting closer to me, how he could disappear all the time, or how he kept making that static noise. It was all so confusing."

"It is a trade secret," Slenderman said with what Pellaeon assumed made for a smile on that faceless head. "You know, Admiral, I could really use some competition. Could you send some of your men down to my planet so I could have some fun?"

Thrawn rubbed at his chin. "Captain, how many off-duty men do we have right now?"

Pellaeon couldn't believe his ears. "You can't possibly suggest that we send our men to be assaulted by... by him?!"

Two Hours Later...

Pellaeon and Thrawn stood on a very empty bridge. On the nearest view screen was a single message:

"Thanks, guys!"