Amiti: Heh heh, let's see what happens when I go to Weyward to look for a muse…I've got a pretty list, and Venus psynergy, and I'm not afraid to use it! Too bad that I do not own Golden Sun, but I still own this monkey!

Monkey::smacks Amiti and runs away:

Amiti: OK, so I own nothing, including "Mary Had A Little Lamb".

Amiti's Appearance and The First Attempt

All of the adepts were at the inn after a long day of helping rebuild Vale. Felix was going through some old book over and over. Jenna was fuming around because of a recent prank by Ivan, who was innocently looking at the ceiling. Sheba was playing with the wind. Piers was sleeping. Isaac was just doing nothing. Garet was eating cheese. Mia was also retreating to her bed. Theseeight heroes had no idea that they would fall victim to Amiti's hunt for a muse, and that one of them would never see the likes of their friends again. They would only read Amiti's little stories and do little talks at the beginning and end of fan fiction. Isn't it about time they knew of this fate?

The ground began to rumble violently, making Felix fall out of his chair, confused and bewildered. "What was that?" he stated, looking at the also confused faces of the other adepts. Then they heard a huge bang, like Spire.

Ivan saw his chance to escape the mad fire adept and said, "I'll go check it out." He quickly ran for the door, and sprinted to the bottom of the stairs. To his utter surprise (or not), the whole lobby of the inn was littered with wood and stone. He could hardly see where the blast had come from, it was all dust. He used Whirlwind to clear the dust, and saw a figure, a dark, dark figure, holding a…pencil? Why was he calling a girl dressed in pink dark anyway? I guess you can get the clue if you saw the expression on the brunette's face. That, was what he considered dark. She was smiling sardonically and her eyes glinted with evil.

"Wha…what…do you…want" he stammered. His response was a maniacal laugh and the word "you". He got the point, this girl was obsessed with him, and wanted to do it with him. Fine, he didn't get the point, but he was going to get a different kind of point, right to his forehead…

"OUCH!" he shouted in pain, putting his hand over the place Amiti poked him with the pencil.

She thrust the pencil in the air and shouted, "The pencil is mightier than the sword!" Then Amiti started poking random people in the inn, even in the eyeball. Ivan watched in amazement as she poked out the song "Mary Had A Little Lamb". The ouches were making a good rhythm, but Ivan had to get away from this maniac. He quietly sneaked past the innkeeper who looked like Swiss cheese, but this girl had other plans.

"Stone Spire!" she shouted, surrounding Ivan with spires like a jail cell. Amiti walked up to the cage and simply said, "Ivan, my new muse…"

Ivan froze when he heard her say that, for he knew what a muse was. Muses were stupid idiots who followed their master and had meaningless conversations, muses weren't partners in sexual intercourse. He started to get angry, how dare this girl come and make him think he had another fan? How dare she? Mustering up all of his Little Midget Strength™, he cast Spark Plasma on the spires, which disintegrated from the blow. The girl twitched angrily, glowing an intense orange.

"How do you like water?" she said slyly. Now it was time for Ivan to twitch. He had a crazy fear of water. Do you know why he always fainted first in the desert? That was because he was too afraid to go in the oases, so little Ivan would get really hot and faint.

"Um…no water please?" he pleaded, knowing that he was helpless. Ivan was going to get wet, and wet was bad. Ivan was thinking of suicide, when an idea got to his mind, "Why don't I use that power Hama thought me?" Even though it had a funny name, Hama had never let him down.

"I will break your Golden Sun cartridge!" he shouted, saying the one sentence all Golden Sun players learned to hate. Amiti's confidence turned to fear, while Ivan's confidence changed to confusion. Nothing was happening, well psynergy-wise. The girl was freaking out though.

"You wouldn't…no don't get near it!" she shouted, "It is mine, all mine, Mother Gaia!"

The powerful blast threw Amiti into the air and to the other side of the village. Ivan shrugged and went to the inn, to tell everyone what happened.

Amiti flew into a garbage can. The impact got a banana peel on her head. Her former monkey friend jumped on her and took the peel. "Beware, my next target is…

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