Darcy POV

"What? The dude was freaking me out." I said to Jane and Eric after tasering Thor, and yes, I do know who I just tasered. He's the Norse god of thunder. At least I think that it's him, though he's not wearing his armour, nor does he have Mjolnir, or what I have come accustomed to calling the oh so great and mighty hammer mew mew, but nobody knows that.

"You know, next time you decide to taser someone, make sure that they're already in the van beforehand, okay?" Eric told me as he was shifting Thor in the back of the van.

"Right, and next time Jane hits someone with the car, what's she have to do?" I asked back, using my usual sarcasm and wit, even though it's still freezing cold and in the middle of the desert at night.

Not that I call feel the cold all that well, considering I'm the goddess of time and space, though I'm actually really young for being a goddess, but the nine realms haven't had a goddess of space and time for over 10 millenniums. So as soon as the trainers saw that I was ready, they sent me to this random planet as the lonely 14 year old I was when they sent me. Though I was only a young teenager when I was sent here, I am at the very least, one of the best fighters in the nine realms. Not to toot my own horn though, but it's true, and I was only trained to be the best at such a young age because I am the Goddess of Space and Time, I'm going to be travelling to places that aren't as peace loving as Asgard. Trust me, I know. There are realms out there that are so engrossed in war that I don't think they know what the word peace means, or if it even exists in their world.

"Well, when Jane actually hits someone with her car that can stay down. Then I'll tell her off too." He responded, slamming the back door of the van closed.

"Come on guys, let's get him to a hospital" called Jane from the passenger seat.

Getting back from the hospital, I could feel the Bi-Frost opening again. Discreetly looking behind me, I saw Mjolnir falling through the night and smashing into the ground at least a good 40 50 miles away. I can just imagine what a field day S.H.I.E.D is going to have with it.

Sighing, I kept on going, just waiting for Coulson to call, saying that he's on his way with a scientific team to come and steal all of Jane stuff just to see if she knows anything. And, No, I am not a fortune teller nor can I see the future, but I'm just saying, S.H.I.E.L.D is really quite predictable when you know what they do and how they do it.

Going to bed, all I could think about was 'Why is Thor down here without his armour?'

Though, now that I think about it why don't I just ask Heimdall in my dreams? With that thought, I easily fell asleep, venturing through the space time continuum straight to Asgard, at the Bi-Frost.

"Princess Darcelia, what can I do you for" Heimdall greeted me.

"Heimdall, my friend, you know that I prefer you don't use my title, it makes me feel higher than everyone else. So please, just Darcelia when we are alone." I asked of him.

"Yes, but that would imply that he to be alone with you my daughter." My father said, announcing his arrival, although I already knew he was coming.

"Good evening, All-Father. How have you been?" I asked turning around and kneeling in front of him.

"Dear daughter, you of all people know that I am just as much your father as I am the All-Father, you need not call me as such in private. But I have been better; your brother was being a fool. He almost started another war with the Laufy not long ago. But enough about us, what are you doing here Darcelia, I thought you were on that planet, Earth?"

"I had actually come to enquire about my dear brother. Do I look all that different, I mean, when the Bi-Frost closed back up again, he looked so lost and did not even seem to recognise me."

"My daughter, you must remember that your brother has not seen you since you were only a young, young baby. You were either training or you were playing with Loki, and neither of those involved seeing your brother, although you may know what he's been doing and how he's been acting as you grow up, he hasn't."

"Oh" was my brilliant response. "Okay, than would the reason for his arrival to Earth be that almost war he kind of started. By the way, how did that happen father?"

"Some of Laufy's men got into the castle and tried stealing the artefact. Thor, being the irresponsible child he is, decided that he would go over to them and fight them for breaking the treaty. It all started during the ceremony, and ended right here." He said.

"Heimdall, you've been awfully quiet, what is it that is troubling you my friend?" I asked, turning my attention to Heimdall.

"I just worry for your father, Princess. Surely you have noticed his appearance." He responded in a quiet tone so that father may not hear.

"Yes, I have noted he looks a little bit weary, is this the same thing he had before?"

"I believe so, now you must return young one, I believe that it is time for you to wake up."

"Ok, goodbye my friend. Please look after father for me." I said giving him a kiss on the cheek. Looking over to father, I walked up to him and also kissed him on the cheek.

"Goodbye father, please get better soon." I whispered to him as I slowly slipped back into my human body in my bed. "I love you father" I whispered into the air, knowing that he heard me when he responded.

"I love you too, Darcelia".

Waking up, I looked around to see Jane franticly talking to Eric while looking at the pin board with photos of last night. Getting my glasses from the bench, I looked over their shoulders to see an image of the Bi-Frost, with Thor's outlining in the spiral, from when he was falling to Earth.

"Is that what I think it is?" I asked, pretending to be freaked out by what we were all seeing. Though it isn't all that freaky, seeing as I've done it hundreds of times but for normal humans who don't know what had happened, I guess it can be really, really, really weird.

"We need to find that guy. He has all the answers that we need. This could be it, Eric. This could be the Einstein Rosen-Bridge that we've been looking for this whole time." Rambled Jane as she was getting together her bag.

"Come on guys, Darcy, go get dressed and start the car. We're going back to the hospital for a visit." Jane all but demanded me.

Leaving to do what she told me, I could see one of Coulson's cars driving along the back roads to most likely the crash site on the hammer. Well, I guess I'll be seeing him soon.

Getting in the van and driving back to the hospital couldn't have been any more annoying than a 10 hour car ride with a toddler. Jane was flicking through the photos, checking and double checking to see if it was actually real. Which I can totally understand considering some random, and in someone else's point of view, incredibly hot and defiantly ripped, dude just fell from this weird rainbow tornado that literally appeared out of now where. Yeah, I'd be checking to see if I wasn't insane too.

After talking to the receptionist about Thor, we discovered that he had created quite a racket once he woke up from being tasered. As we walked past the room he was in, we all saw that he made more than just 'quite a racket', he literally smashed the place. There were medical supplies everywhere, jars that had been smashed on the ground. As we walked past it all, I had this funny feeling that if that is what happened when he woke up without restraints, then he's going to be pissed if wakes up with restraints. As we rushed into his room, he was gone, the restraints snapped and the one person who could actually get Jane to shut the hell up about this whole thing was missing.

Storming back out to the van, Jane kept rambling on and on about how 'the only person who could really tell her anything about that storm has been lost'. Things like that. As she told me to get in the van, I jumped in the back while Eric got in the passenger seat, deciding to let Jane vent out her anger on the road, which personally was not a very good idea, but hey, whoever listens to me anyway.

As Jane was pulling out, I only just saw him before she hit him again with the van. Quickly jumping out, Jane and I raced to the back, where Eric already was, kneeling on the ground next to him.

"I'm so sorry, I swear I don't do this on purpose" Jane said to Thor, who had now officially passed out again. Eric put him in the back of the van again and this time, we took him back to the station we call home and let him shower once he woke up.

When he walked back out as he was putting his shirt back on, I could see just how ripped my adopted brother really was, and if he wasn't my brother, I would have loved to date him, but he is and I still need to play the part of an iPod obsessed college student.

"You know, for a crazy homeless person. He's pretty cut." I said to Jane, who I know probably just rolled her eyes at that comment.

"Hey, sorry I tased you" I called over to him, as he walked over to Janes stuff and started playing with it.

"Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me!" Jane called out to him as she noticed him touching her equipment.

As the morning went on, he decided that he needed food, and being the overly bubbly annoying college student I am, I offered him the box of pop tarts, though once he finished the box, we had to go out to a dinner just down the road, where he continued to eat everything and make even more of a fool in front of the entire dinner and Jane.

Though as we started to listen to the two folks who had just entered talking about some satellite, the idiots, even I know what a satellite looks like, and that hammer is not one of them.

As we were saying goodbye to him, and making us look like fools in the middle of the road, we were walking back to the station when a trailer pulled up in front of us with Jane's equipment on the back. We raced around the block to see men in black suits taking all of the gear and technology that could possibly hold some kind of scientific log on it and pilling it into vans and cars, pushing all the bigger stuff on trollies, but I knew for sure that this was SHIELD, and there was no way for Jane to even think about seeing her stuff again for a while. I was about to go help Eric keep Jane away from the agents when I heard one of the most loving and monotonic voices out there.

"Miss foster I'm Agent Coulson with SHEILD…" and that's all I heard for a few minutes as I stared at Agent Coulson explain what was happening. I didn't think that he would be the one out here but it does make some sense, considering the fact that he was one of Fury's best. But what I am most surprised about, even though I didn't show it, it's that he was one of the ones who trained me on earth, he was one of the ones who helped me understand earth and it's cultures since i was only young teenage girl, and i know that sounds kind of sadistic, training a 14 year old child to be a trained killer, but i was far older than any of them when it came down to maturity and knowledge, and I have come to calling him my Uncle.