AN: Marik in this story is the Hikari!
OK, I'd like to apologize for the fact that the title of this story is a really, really bad joke. It's just that I've decided to name every single one of my YGO fanfics after lines from YGOTAS. To be clear, this fic isn't a comedy, and it has nothing to do with YGOTAS; I'm just using Abridged lines for all my fic titles, and this one was too perfect. If you don't get why the title is a joke, you will when you read the fic, and again I'm very sorry for it XD.
Anyways, this will be a two-shot. First chapter is short; second chapter will be the reason for the rating. Reviews are loved as always.
Bakura rolled off of Marik with a satisfied sigh. Marik gave Bakura a quick hug before getting up to clean himself off. It wasn't that he didn't like having sex with Bakura; he loved it, in fact. He just thought it was unfair that he always had to be on the bottom. The two of them had been dating for about a year, and had been living together for almost six months, and Bakura had never let him be on top. Not even once. Where was it written that Marik always had to be the bottom in this relationship?
He had brought up his desire to be on top a couple of times in the past, but Bakura had just scoffed at the idea. He didn't know why Bakura had to be so stubborn. After all, it felt good being on the bottom...there was no reason why Bakura wouldn't like it. But Bakura seemed unwilling to even consider the idea. It had been a while since he'd tried bringing it up, but still...
Having finished cleaning himself, Marik sighed and got back into bed. He saw that Bakura was already asleep. Marik laid down next to him, and Bakura snuggled up to Marik instinctively in his sleep.
The next morning, at breakfast, Marik said, "You know, I've been thinking."
"Oh, that is never a good sign," said Bakura.
Ignoring the comment, Marik went on. "You really should let me be on top for a change. You've never even tried being on the bottom- how do you know you wouldn't like it?"
"Because I just don't do that," said Bakura.
"It can feel really good, though," Marik insisted. "I could make it enjoyable for you."
"No, you couldn't," said Bakura, rolling his eyes.
"Oh, so you're saying I couldn't do it well enough to make you like it?" asked Marik. He was beginning to get very irritated.
"That's what I'm saying," said Bakura.
"Well, since you won't even give me a chance to try, I guess I'll have to make you want it," said Marik.
"Oh, so now you not only think you could make me like it, you think you can make me want it? Ha!" Bakura's tone made it clear that he thought the idea was absolutely ridiculous.
Feeling challenged, Marik shot back, "Yeah, I can make you want it. In fact, I will make you want it."
"That will never happen." Bakura was now smirking in a highly infuriating manner, and it was making Marik's blood boil.
"Not only will I make you want it, I'll have you begging for it," growled Marik.
Bakura just laughed at the utter absurdity of this.
"Well, asshole, if you're so confident, then let me try to make you want it," said Marik. "Unless you're afraid I'd be able to get you to give in and say yes."
"That is the last thing I'm afraid of," said Bakura.
"Alright, that's it!" said Marik, grabbing Bakura by the wrist and dragging him towards the bedroom. Bakura allowed himself to be pulled along. He wasn't really worried. There was no way in hell Marik would ever get him to agree to that, no matter what he did.
Once they were in the bedroom, Marik started going through a drawer. Eventually, he came up with a pair of handcuffs. He'd worn them himself several times, but this time, he meant them for Bakura.
"Oh, woah, now what's that?" asked Bakura.
"Just a little insurance," said Marik. "Now, you know I won't do one thing that you don't agree to. But I want to make sure I have you as a captive audience for...the things I'm going to do to make you want it. You did agree that you'd let me try."
Bakura sighed. "Alright, fine. If only to prove to you that there's nothing you can do that will ever make me want to be on the bottom."
Marik smiled.