ChibiDialga: Okay I decided to start another story! *insert boos here* And it's not about Smash bros. sorry. Anyway lately I've been into vocaloid. A lot.

Meiko: Hey, thanks!

ChibiDialga: Wait, how'd you get here?

Kaito: I wanted some ice cream!

ChibiDialga: WAIT YOU'RE HERE TO?

Meiko: Kaito go away! I'm the Master Hand of this story!

ChibiDialga: Oh no... Anyway Enjoy while I excuse my self to go throw up And take some Advil.

Chapter 1: The cafe is open!

This is the story about all of these awesome singing android people who are famous all around the world. Yet they're still somehow poor. Or at least the Crypton family is. So they decided to open up a cafe and somehow no one seems to recognize them. I mean come on you see green haired girls all around the place, right?

Today was a lazy day, so there weren't any customers today at all. Even so, it was lunch time and our little Miku was about to sing their daily songs. She breathed in as she went on stage and slowly rose her hands as she sang the first lyrics of the song.

Song: World is Mine

Singer: Hatsune Miku

The number one princess in the world
so make sure you know by heart how to treat me, got it?

Meiko took a sip of the bottle of sake she was drinking. At night the cafe also turned into a bar and guess who manned it? Rin of course. Just kidding but still, it gets pretty... Creepy at night.

Len slammed his fist into the table shocking almost everyone. Even Miku faltered in her singing.

Waa err I-I'm not really saying anything selfish
But you know, it's alright to scold me a little

Even a scoop of Kaito's ice cream fell off the cone to which he started to cry over. Len pointed to the cash register wehre Luka was. "Luka-chan! Make me a banana milkshake!" He yelled as everyone rolled their eyes at the drama he was causing.

You definitely don't understand! Don't understand...

Luka however was sleeping on top of the cash register and had a newspaper on top of her head. Len grunted as he slumped down in his chair. "Len why don't you just make it yourself?" Kaito asked after giving his ice cream a short funeral.

"Don't wanna make it." Len pouted as he put his face in his hands. Rin grunted and her face fell onto the table. "I'm bored! No ones coming!"

Meiko took another sip of her sake then she smiled. The sleeping Luka stirred a little. "I know something that always makes you laugh." She said. Rin lifted an eyebrow.

You will regret this afterwards

Meiko touched Kaito on the arm and he shuddered as she said, " KAITO outfit change. Cyber Neko!"

All these cool digital pixel things surrounded Kaito and in a second Kaito was in his Cyber Neko suit. Rin bursted out laughing as she fell out of her chair. Miku giggled a little while singing too. Though Rin was clutching her stomach and tears were streaming down her face. Meiko giggled a little. You see she somehow found a hack that was able to change every Crypton vocaloid into a costume from her own will. Now normally only let's say Miku could change only her outfits virtually, no one else's. But Meiko had been around for a while so...

Kaito however found a hack in MEIKOs program and was able to change her outfit too. But only someone brave would even THINK about doing that. So without looking where he was putting his finger, Kaito said, " MEIKO outfit change. Blue Crystal!"

He said that a little to proudly though...

"It's dangerous, you'll be hit" So saying that you turn away
...I think this person is dangerous though

Miku sang as she finished her song. Kaito looked at where he put his finger and blushed furiously. To top it all off Meiko was in her blue crystal suit too, so that meant only belts... Enraged Meiko started beating him up. Causing a sweat drop from Miku, Rin who had a lack of breath from laughing so hard, and Len having a nosebleed. Luka woke up at that time too and then sighed going back to sleep. Just then the front door rang as a customer just walked in...

ChibiDialga: And you find out later!

Meiko: Stupid Kaito.

ChibiDialga: Hmm.

Meiko: What?

ChibiDialga: It's just different talking to you than Master Hand...

Kaito: That hurt Mei-chan!

Meiko: It'll hurt more if you ever try that again!

ChibiDialga: And I still ship this so hard.

Read and Review guys! Please!

I don't own the vocaloid! Sorry guys I'm not the master.