Disclaimer: I don't own Pong or the Thong Song. If you think I do, you have other problems.
Sung to the tune of the Thong Song.
() =Back up singers
*=Back up and main singer
The Pong Song
by Anon E. Mous
This thing right here, Is to let all the people know, what Pong is all about. You know. The greatest game of all. Ha ha. Check it out.
Ooh that game's so scandelous
And you know anybody can handle this
So you're moving that paddle like you can play
With that look in your eye, and then you say
I could play 'till I'm seeing spots
I love to play with those paddles and dots
Not just a game I love a lot
I really hate when it says "Game Over"
Chorus:
It has things black and white, white, white
I play it all night, night, night
God I need a life, life, life
I think I'll tell you again
It has things black and white, white, white
I play it all night, night, night
All night long, let me play that Po--ng
(I like it when we go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
(Way to make that paddle go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
(Better than a TV show)
Ba-by. That Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong
*I like it when we go, boop-boop, boop-boop
*Way to make that paddle go, boop-boop, boop-boop
*Better than a TV show
Ba-by. That Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong
Listen, that Pong's so scandelous
And you know I'll never have my paddle miss
You know you'll never beat me fair and square
I can sit here and play this till I got long hair
I like it so much I play it a lot
It's just two lines and a small dot
Man, at this game, I'm really hot
I still hate when it says "Game Over"
Chorus:
It has things black and white, white, white
I play it all night, night, night
God I need a life, life, life
I think I'll tell you again
It has things black and white, white, white
I play it all night, night, night
All night long, let me play that Po--ng
(I like it when we go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
(Way to make that paddle go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
(Better than a TV show)
Ba-by. That Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong
*I like it when we go, boop-boop, boop-boop
*Way to make that paddle go, boop-boop, boop-boop
(Better than a TV show)
*That Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong
(I like it when we go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
Baby--
(Way to make that paddle go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
Come on
(Better than a TV show)
Baby
*That Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong
Say now
(I like it when we go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
Ugh
(Way to make that paddle go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
All right
(Better than a TV show)
*That Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong
Ooh that game's so scandelous
And you know anybody can handle this
So you're moving that paddle like you can play
With that look in your eye, and then you say
I could play 'till I'm seeing spots
I love to play with those paddles and dots
Not just a game I love a lot
I really hate when it says "Game Over"
Chorus:
It has things black and white, white, white
I play it all night, night, night
God I need a life, life, life
I think I'll tell you again
It has things black and white, white, white
I play it all night, night, night
All night long, let me play that Po--ng
(I like it when we go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
(Way to make that paddle go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
(Better than a TV show)
Ba-by. That Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong
*I like it when we go, boop-boop, boop-boop
*Way to make that paddle go, boop-boop, boop-boop
*Better than a TV show
Ba-by. That Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong
(I like it when we go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
Say I like it when . . .
(Way to make that paddle go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
Baby
(Better than a TV show)
Listen
(That Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong)
(I like it when we go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
Say I like it when . . .
(Way to make that paddle go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
(Better than a TV show)
I don't think you heard me
(That Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong)
I said I like the way, you move that thing
(I like it when we go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
I see you winning
(Way to make that paddle go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
And dissin' me
(Better than a TV show)
Me, you did beat
(That Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong)
You did defeat
(I like it when we go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
Oh please
(Way to make that paddle go, boop-boop, boop-boop)
One more
(Better than a TV show)
Baby
(That Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong-Pong)
Oooohhh
Boop-boop, boop-boop
Ugh
Boop-boop, boop-boop
All right
Boop-boop, boop-boop
Oooohhh
Boop-boop, boop-boop
Right
Boop-boop, boop-boop
Oooohhh
Fade out