Title: Pick-up lines
Characters: Zatanna Zatara, Artemis Crock, Wally West, and Dick Grayson
Pairings: Spitfire, Chalant, Traught, Snaibsel, Museum Heist YOU NAME IT perfect OT4 babies /cries
Summary: Artemis was kinda just gurgling and making weird faces at her, probably torn between disgusted or impressed.
Notes: Done for the 30 Day Drabble Challenge; Day 26. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING EITHER /SCREECH. I wasn't going to post this here but holy hell this was getting the most notes on my Tumblr and I didn't understand /cries
Prompt: Diamond
Disclaimer: Nope, characters not mine.

"I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you."

"If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you."

"Can I have directions? To your heart?"

"If I had a choice between RNA and DNA. I'd choose RNA. Because it has U inside."

"Uh, what are you two doing?"

Robin and Wally whipped their heads to the sound of the voice. Zatanna was walking towards the couch, an eyebrow raised in question at the two. She spotted a blonde sitting down on the couch, the two boys hanging on the back rest from behind the couch, on either side of her. The magician looked at Artemis, even more confused, but the archer only looked bored and slightly horrified.

Dick, who closest to her, waved a lazy hand at her and snickered, "KF and I are trying to figure out who make Artemis react with pick-up lines."

"So far," Zatanna heard Wally continue, "she hasn't budged. But we'll get there."

Zatanna was in front of all three of them now; Artemis still sitting on the couch with her arms folded and the most blank expression she could muster, the boys still hanging off on each of her sides and looking up at her with stupid grins on their faces.

She stood there for a moment, expression and body gesture imitating her poor friend's. Wally and Robin looked expectant, probably expecting a negative comment like, "that's just stupid" in which they could take the opportunity to try the challenge on her too.

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in," Zatanna said in the most monotonous voice she could make.

A beat.

And then Robin fell forward on the couch laughing while clutching his stomach, Wally disappeared behind the couch but his guffawing was the loudest of them all, and Artemis was kinda just gurgling and making weird faces at her, probably torn between disgusted or impressed.

"Psh, peasants," and Zatanna sashayed her way to the kitchen leaving the trio in a hysterical mess.