Note from KirbyBurp:
I don't own any of these characters, and stuff like that.
I own a copy of Brawl though :D
Bottom Tier Survival Chapter:1
This is Ganondorf. In the tier list he is the worst character in Brawl. Since he's sucky, people can easily just beat the shit outta him and get easy exp. It' good to the other Smashers, but to Ganondorf… Well let's just say his life sucks ass. And I mean ASS! I'm gonna call Ganondorf "Ganon" so I don't have to right his name every 10 and a half seconds.
At the Smashers Manor, Ganon was slowly walking down a hallway. This hallway happened to be the one where all the Smashers rooms are located. Why was he walking slowly? Cuz if he made a loud sound, a couple of Smashers would walk out of their rooms wondering what the hell that noise was. And if they saw Ganon, then that Smasher would challenge him to a duel. It just so happens that Crazy Hand managed to get his hands(or hand) on the Official Rulebook of Smashing Rules and made a rule that you can't say no to a duel. Anyways, let's go back to Ganon since I wasted a lot of time and I'm not focusing on Ganon.
He was trying to make his way to the bathroom at 3:00a.m cuz he drank too much Coke. But he made a horrible mistake! He looked behind him and screamed out loud! He saw the slenderman and was on the verge of pooping his pants. The scream was amazingly loud and EVERY single Smasher woke up and they were really angry to see Ganon screaming at nothing. "Oh my god! You won't believe this!" says Ganon, who just pooped his pants. "WHAT?!"replied an angry mob of Smashers. "I just saw the slenderman!" said Ganon. "Yeah right!" replied a very angry Mario. "We all know that it's just a myth!" Link exclaimed. "Hey! Let's kick his ass!" a random Smasher said. Every Smasher agreed and started Brawling Ganon until 10:00a.m. Pretty much every Smasher gained a level while Ganon was lying on the ground, bruised and completely out of breath. Did I also mention that he took an arrow to the knee? "Hey! I hate that joke!" says Ganon. Well, SORRY! It's just a joke and also, you broke the fourth wall so just shut up and let me rebuild it with the powers of the diamond pickaxe. "Doesn't a pickaxe break blocks, not build?" Well, uh. Just, SHUT UP! Asshole… "Y'know I can hear you." pointed out Ganon. But there was no response. "Ugh, I feel like skipping breakfast and just sleep…"moaned Ganon, still injured. After taking an hour of limping, Ganon finally made it back to his room, which was jerkishly placed at the very end of the hallway. Ganon decided to write in his journal. "It's not a journal!" yells Ganon. What? Do you want it to be a diary? Hm? Ganon made a comeback by saying "You don't even own a diary! You just type on a public computer that anybody can use to look at your crap!" Dammit I lost! Let's into diary mode, a mode that allows you to see what's in Ganon's "diary"!
8/9/12
Being farmed for exp isn't fun. And I can't do anything to stop it because I'm too sucky as a character! At least 50% of my day is getting killed. I'm glad Master Hand invented invincibility for 10 minutes after a match. But still, it takes up a loy of my time. I think I'm still level 1 and I think Meta Knight is level 99. No wonder they banned him in a couple of tournaments. He's also the only one who doesn't kill me cuz he's already maxed out his level. I wonder why I got such a nerf from Melee to Brawl. I went from pretty decent to how the hell are you in this game? At least I'm not unlucky like Roy, Mewtwo, Pichu, Young Link and . They are probably in a fit of rage for not making it to Brawl.
At the Local garbage dump…
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU U! Screamed the Melee rejects.
I swear I heard some screaming somewhere, but I'm probably delusional from getting my ass kicked so many times. Anyways, I think that I'm gonna end this off here.
So I'm ending off here, tune in next chapter for more Dumb stuff that happens to Ganon!
SIDE QUEST: Author fact!
When I play Brawl, I'm not good with the characters that are in up high in the tier list. Most notably Meta Knight. He's supposedly the best character in the game, but I am garbage at playing as Meta Knight. Because feels so different to the ones that I'm good at playing as. My two best characters are Yoshi and and Watch.
Well now this chapter is truly over.
Cya!