Title: Having a Baby!
Author: Seph
Rating: T (I think.. oO;;)
Warnings: yaoi, comedy, romance, Mpreg, definitely AU but not OOC ;)
Disclaimers: Weiss Kreuz does not belong to me…
Author's notes: Just an idea that popped into my head in between writing chapters for my YxB fic. The idea was too cute to pass up so I just had to put it down on paper. :) Please leave comments or reviews so I know if this fic has a future or not… thank you! Please enjoy:)
"Hey Aya?" Youji inquired rather cautiously as he pretended to be engrossed with the flower arrangement he was doing. "Hn?" was Aya's only response, but he looked up slightly from his own arrangement to show that he was listening. The blond continued to fiddle with his arrangement, though a lot of petals and leaves had already fallen off of it due to excessive 'fiddling'.
"Anou… Aya, you're my best friend right?"
"Hn."
"…and you won't get mad at me even if I did something stupid?"
The redhead paused what he was doing for a moment, "Depends… how stupid?"
"Aya I'm serious!" Youji gave an exasperated sigh, and anyone could see that he was unbelievably agitated.
"Fine, what is it?" Aya resumed trimming the excess leaves and flowers from his arrangement.
"…uhhh…" Youji suddenly felt all his persistence drain out of him and he could not bring himself to talk.
"Come on Youji, out with it before I change my mind."
"Please promise me you won't get mad first."
"…was it really that stupid?"
"PROMISE ME!"
"If it's really dumb I'm—"
"PROMISE MEEEE AYAAAA"
"Ok fine… I won't get angry, no matter what stupid thing you did." Aya rolled his eyes impatiently. "With the exception of Schwarz or any form of deception."
"Deception?"
"You know how I get when it comes to loyalty."
Youji heaved a sigh, he felt like a prisoner on his way to the electric chair.
"Well, what is it?" Aya had just finished his arrangement and had set it aside before he picked up a potted plant from one of the stands.
The blond took a deep breath to gather his guts and just blurted it out:
"Aya I'm pregnant!"
Youji hadn't noticed that he had shut his eyes tightly until his eyes shot open at the sound of smashing pottery. Aya stood frozen on his spot by the counter but the pot he had been holding had ended up on the floor—in pieces amidst scattered soil and the plant that was supposedly planted in the said pot.
"Aya…?" Youji called out nervously, this was the first time he had actually rendered Aya speechless—stunned even. The redhead seemed to snap out of his stupor and turned to the blond with an incredulous look on his face, "what was that? I think I heard you incorrectly."
"No Aya, I think you heard me pretty well. I'm pregnant." This time, Youji said it slowly as he watched Aya's face closely, gauging the other's reaction to what he had just said. Needless to say, the blond was very amused as he observed Aya's face turn from shocked, to disturbed, to other unreadable expressions until it finally settled on his normal, straight-lipped look—though it seemed somewhat strained, "men can't get pregnant Youji—that joke was pathetic, even for you."
Youji looked like he wanted to break into a million pieces at his best friend's apparent disbelief. "Aya—I'm really serious! Do you think I'd make this kind of weird shit up?!" The blond ran his fingers through his flurry of honey-colored hair as he started pacing around the Koneko. Aya tilted his head to the side and observed his team mate—his eyes widened at the realization that Youji did seem convincingly serious… and undeniably harrased.
"Youji, do you seriously want me to believe that you're—" Aya shook his head, unable to even say the word.
"Pregnant." Youji shook his head resignedly. "I've told you twice and I'll tell you again… I'm pregnant. And no matter how many times you ask me to repeat it, it's not going to change anything." Aya stood in silence.
Youji found Aya's present silence choking and he just had to get a reaction from the redhead—any reaction whatsoever. Aya looked at him blankly for a moment before he finally found his voice, "how?" It surprised the self-proclaimed leader of Weiss that his voice sounded slightly high-pitched and he wished that the other man did not notice—which was not really a problem since Youji seemed to be too worked up at that moment.
"How?! I don't know how this shit happened, it just did! I'm a guy, guys aren't meant to get pregnant… I didn't even know it was possible!"
"Technically, it's not." Aya tried to act as calm and rational as he could so as not to aggravate the blond even more.
"Don't you think I know that?!"
"Maybe you're jumping to conclusions… where did you even get the idea that you could get pregnant?"
"I am NOT jumping to conclusions Aya. I've been feeling unusually sick this past month so I went to the hospital for a check up. The doctor who checked me looked me over and performed several tests before he finally told me the news—which he said, he couldn't believe it at first either… but it's there, "living proof"—that's exactly what the doctor said." Youji took another deep breath, he had said all of that in one breath.
Aya was stunned (again) and it took him a while to actually comprehend what his team mate had just said. "So… you're pregnant—but for someone to actually get pregnant, they'd have to—"the redhead stopped as his eyes widened. "Youji, you mean to tell me that you've had…"
"Yes Aya, I've had sex with men. I thought I already told you!" The green-eyed assassin eyed Aya with an accusing look.
"You said you looked at other men… not sleep with them!" The redhead quickly replied in his own defense.
"Well now you know that I've had sex with men—and yes, I have been an uke."
Aya was rendered speechless.
"Well… are you angry?" Youji prodded the redhead, unsure of how he would react to everything he had just revealed. Aya shook his head, "Anything else you've 'forgotten' to tell me about?" A red eyebrow was raised, Youji sweat dropped.
"Uhmm… it's going to be a full term pregnancy—all of 9 months… and yep, I'm going to get the whole tummy thing. Caesarian obviously…"
"What month are you in?"
"Uhmm… second… by the third my stomach's going to be prominent already."
"Youji, you do realize that you're not going to be able to go on missions because of you're present… condition don't you?"
The blond looked thoughtful for a moment, "I've never really thought about it that way… I thought I could you know, manage"
"You can't… especially when your stomach begins to… you know."
"I can still go on missions till it shows then—"
"No, you might get injured… it will endanger the child." Aya replied quickly which made Youji look at him in surprise.
"Anou… I didn't think of that either—I don't think I'd be a very good parent considering I don't know shit about all this nurture stuff." Youji leant on the counter and put on a genuinely sad face.
Aya suddenly felt sorry for the blond, "It's alright, you're a man—you're not expected to know or understand these things… as with most things, you'll learn."
"You're a man too…"
"I have a little sister."
"I don't know, now that we're actually talking about it… it suddenly seems so—not normal."
"Well it isn't normal at all, but… do you feel that it's wrong?"
"…no, not really… it just feels weird."
"Do you want to have this child?" Aya's voice sounded more serious that usual.
Youji felt an unusual sensation crawl up his spine every time Aya mentioned the word "child"—it was unusual, but it felt somewhat nice.
"I do… I feel as if I really do want to have this… baby."
"Then it's settled." Aya gave Youji a genuine smile—it was small, but it was rare so Youji could not help but smile back.
The two soon resumed their previous tasks until Aya asked, "By the way Youji, I forgot to ask…"
"Ask away"
"Who's the father?"
Youji suddenly coughed and wheezed as if something had caught in his throat. He paled visibly and broke into a cold sweat, "I… uh… can't tell."
"Can't tell? Can't tell because you can't remember or can't tell because of some other reason?"
Youji lauged nervously, "You know me Aya, can't remember who—there're just so many pretty girls and boys about, I can't just pick one!"
The redhead shook his head and continued to sweep the Koneko's floor.
"So… do I have to tell Omi and Ken too?"
"Tell us what Youji-kun?" Omi suddenly entered the Koneko, followed by Ken—apparently, he had heard Youji's question which was directed to Aya. The blond put on a plastered smile and looked nervously in Aya's direction. The redhead shook his head and just said, "I'll meet the both of you in the briefing room later after dinner."
Omi and Ken nodded though they looked somewhat confused. Youji could only thank Aya profusely. And Aya could not stop pondering who the father of Youji's child was…
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Remade the whole chapter due to a very harsh criticism which I didn't ask for… TT cries It was just an idea… well, I hope this version is better. This started out as a plot bunny but ended up into this whole dialogue—I like it though.
Comments/Reviews are greatly appreciated—plus they tell me whether this fic is worth continuing or not… I hope you guys like it though.
Who's the daddy?! o.O;; Read and find out… though the summary might have already given it away. :P
Thank you:)