Married with nephilim
Pairing: Cas/Dean
Dean having strange about being in Married With Children and having Cas baby warning mpreg
A/N This my first Cas/Dean fic in while and i just want to say i hope you guys like it so here it again i hope you like it.I was tried of seeing Cas having Dean's baby i think it should be Dean having the babies not Cas a :)
Letters in bold indicate dreams.
Letters in italics indicate flash backs.
Married with nephilim was recorded in front of a live studio audience.
"Tonight on Doctor Sexy M.D. will Doctor Sexy find out that Cindy might be carrying his baby?"
Dean swung his foot back and forth as he sat there watching the t.v eating his daily tub of bonbons. "Only if Doctor Sexy knew what she's been doing in the supply closet with the new sexy intern." Dean thought as he raised another bonbon to his lips.
The sound of a dying car told Dean that Cas was home from work. "Oh great just where I left you this morning on the couch," Cas stared dully at Dean as he walked into the house. "D you won't believe the day I've had." Cas shut the door behind him.
`"Let me guess a fat woman came into the store today." Dean rolled his eyes as he turned his attention back to the T.V.
"Not just a fat woman D this woman was humungous she couldn't even fit through the door, she then proceeded to ask me if I could help her into the store I said I could but the only way I could help was by putting her out of her misery by running her over with my Impala Like the other cows who get hit by cars." Cas smirked as he walked over to the couch.
Cas sat next to Dean and looked over to the kitchen. "Say where's dinner I'm hungry." Cas mumbled out rubbing his empty stomach.
"The same place it's always been… at the store." Dean giggled as he took his eyes off the t.v to glance at Cas.
"Well my life is complete." Grumbled Cas sitting back and putting his hand down his pants.
"Ah the life of a shoe sales man must be tough tell me Cas how do you do it?" asked Dean turning off the T.V.
"That's easy D that's the only time I'm away for you." Cas smirked at Dean.
After a moment of comfortable silence there was a knock at the door. "Say ummm D why don't you go and get that." Cas pointed to the door with his thumb.
"Sure thing Cas, come in." Dean yelled loud enough to make Cas jump almost right off the couch glaring at Dean after he calmed down.
"Hi Dean hello pig whose name I know but choose not to use." Sam sneered as he walked in and walking in right behind Sam was his husband Gabriel.
"Tell me something Gabe who carried who across the threshold cause I don't think you could carry that mountain of a woman you call your wife." Cas laughed as he pointed out the height difference.
"Real funny Cas do you know the difference between you and a monkey." Sam smiled as he watched Cas think of the answer.
"Nope and I don't care but you're going to tell me anyway." Cas shot back.
"Well the difference is that a monkey could actually do your job, better even." Sam snickered as he sat on the other side of Dean.
"Why are you here anyways big foot." Cas glared at Sam.
"I'm here to tell Dean something pig." Sam snarled.
"What do you want to tell me?" Dean asked while focusing on Sam.
"You know how I told you me and Gabe we're trying for a baby." Sam smiled and looked over at Gabriel.
"Yeah," Dean felt his eyes get wider.
"Well we went to the doctor and we found out that were expecting." Sam gushed in excitement.
"a baby bigfoot?" Cas murmured under his breath earning a glare from Dean and the evil eye from Sam.
"Really did you hear that Cas? Sam and Gabe are going to have a baby." Dean looked over at Cas who was now in a state of shock.
"You see what you've done now! D is going what to have kids." Shouted Cas feeling outraged.
"It's the least you could do for putting Dean through the shame of being married to a shoe salesman." Sam smirked placing Dean's hand on his stomach.
"So tell me Sam when is the calf coming?" Cas chuckled nudging at Dean's side.
"I think we should have a baby Cas it would bring us closer together." Dean smiled hoping Cas would feel the same way.
Cas pointing at Dean ranted out, "what would bring us closer together is if you cooked and cleaned every day, what am I saying? Why would I want to be close to you anyway hunger be damned."
Dean quickly opened his eyes hearing the sound of the T.V. blaring out a Married With Children episode.
"It doesn't work anymore, Peg." "What doesn't work?" "It." "How can you tell?" "I've been reading Playboy, Biguns, Littluns, Inbetweenuns…. nothing. Then I remembered it hasn't worked since the afternoon I saw Marcy do that horrible thing at the bank meeting. Marcy killed it Peg. You made it sick, but Marcy killed it." Came from the T.V.
As Dean sat up he saw Cas on the couch concentrating on the T.V. he then glanced back at Dean. "Dean I do not understand how this man could hate his wife so much." Cas turned back to the T.V.
"Hi by the way you could have woke me up you know, anyway he doesn't hate her he just hates the she spends all their money on stuff they don't need and the fact that she doesn't clean or cook." Dean rubbed the sleep from his eyes as he got up from the bed.
"You needed your rest I didn't want to disturb you but it seems like I did so anyways, my apologies also another thing how can the parents not know that their daughter is a whore." Cas tuned off the T.V. with a confused look on his face.
Dean smiled at his angels' curiosity. "It's okay dude be back in a sec." Dean walked to the small kitchen.
Dean didn't feel the angel behind him until he turned around to cover the test behind him. "What where you dreaming about Dean?" Cas gazed into Deans' eyes.
"I didn't dream anything Cas." Dean quickly looked away from Cas who was still in his personal space.
"Then why did you keep saying my name in your sleep?" The angel stepped closer to the hunter until their face's almost touched.
"Cas we've talked about this personal space remember." Dean pushed Cas back a little to put some space between them.
"Yes I remember Dean." Cas regarded the floor.
"Why are you here anyways Cas?" Dean noticed as he watched the angels' eyes lock with his.
"To make sure you're all right." Cas placed a hand on Deans' shoulder.
"I'm okay Cas" Dean leaned forward to touch his head to Cas'.
"Really, because I've noticed that you haven't been yourself these last couple of days." Finished Cas as he pulled Dean into his arms.
"What do you mean?" Dean pulled away from Cas.
"Well you do not have your usual five beers a day anymore and you refuse to have your triple bacon cheese burgers, so I was wondering if you were all right."Cas held on to Dean again.
"Look babe I just haven't been up for beer and fast food."
"Are you sure your all right Dean. Because it is unlike you." Said Cas in worried tone.
"Cas I…" Dean was about to say something when a finger was pressed to his lips.
Cas noticing Deans' unease interrupted him, "shhh it's all right Dean you don't need to explain yourself to me right now." Cas smiled gently pressing his lips to Dean's tasting apple pie.
The taste of apple pie made Cas deepen the kiss. Dean could feel Cas' length growing coaxing him to nudge it with his thigh into full hardness. "Dean I don't think we have time to do this right now Sam could…." Cas was shut up by Dean pressing his lips to his again.
"Let him walk in on us again babe it would be funny." Dean smirked as he started unbuttoning Cas' shirt.
Cas stared at Dean blankly like he did so often. "Dean your brother could walk in at anytime I think we."
"Cas it's all right he's at the library and if he comes back early I'll deal with him okay." Dean smiled at Cas knowing that the angel was worrying about nothing.
Cas returned the smile and kissed Dean soft and slow like he's done over the years. They took their time taking off each other's clothes smiling and laughing while doing so. As they stood there looking at one another Dean couldn't stop smiling feeling elated and quite a bit horney. "Come here." Whispered Dean as he took Cas' hand into his.
Dean walked backwards to the bed still keeping his eyes on Cas. Finally laying back onto the bed, Cas proceeded to caress Dean. Each touch made Dean tremble. "Is this where it hurts?" Cas asked touching the jagged claw marks on Deans' stomach. He looked up at Dean seeing tears welling up in his eyes and a faraway look to them he continued kissing and caressing him wanting to make him forget.
Dean remembers the accident like it was yesterday. He was on a hunt with Sam looking for the beast of bray road when it happened. "I'm telling you Dean there are only a couple of people who have seen this thing." Looking up from his laptop Sam looked at his brother.
"I know Sammy I read the reports" Dean looked up from he what was reading.
"I looked everywhere Dean there's no folklores nothing in dad's journal there's nothing." Sam shook his head in frustration as he closed his laptop.
"Don't you think I know that Sam but there's a man in the hospital missing his arm and both legs not to mention his wife is dead."
Sam rubbed in exasperation "I know that Dean but what makes you think it's not a bear."
"Because there is no bear's around here Sammy that's how I know. This isn't a place you would see bear's." Dean slammed his book shut.
Sam threw some photos onto the table. "Look at the photos Dean it looks like a bear did this."
Just one look at the photos had Dean rushing to the bathroom. "Hey Dean are you all right?" Sam walked across the room to check on his brother.
"Yeah I'm fine Sammy it's just my nerves." Dean wiped the side of his mouth.
"Are you sure it's just nerves" Sam surveying Dean up and down after he handed him a towel. "Come on Dean I know you better then you know yourself what's really going on?" Sam looked at Dean hoping Dean would say something other than it was just his nerves.
"Nothing's going on Sammy."
"Really Dean then how come I found this in the bathroom today." Sam threw a First Response Pregnancy test at Dean.
"Are you trying to tell me something Sammy you sly dog, remember what I've told you safe sex or no sex." Dean smirked hiding his nervousness walking past his little brother.
"Dean this is serious I need to know if you are or not." Looking at his older brother with worry in his eyes.
"Sammy look it's not mine if it was mine I wouldn't leave lying around for you to find it."
Sam stood there looking at Dean knowing he wouldn't get a straight answer. "All right I get it you don't want to tell me but if you are Dean I think you should really be careful." Sam finely said before leaving the room.
Dean had forgotten he left the test out earlier that morning, he hadn't even seen the results yet. Taking a deep breath he raised the test to eye level seeing two lines… positive. "No this can't be I was so fucking careful." Dean muttered as he looked away from the test.
He always made sure Cas wore a condom when they made love the condom must have broke Dean thought in dismay. "This can't be….. I'm only three days late."
The sound of wings made Dean flinch and look up from the test. "Hello Dean." Cas raised his hand to caress down Deans' side.
"Cas what are you doing?" Dean turned in Cas's arms hiding the pregnancy test in his back pocket.
"I think you know what I'm doing Dean." Cas pressed his lower half into his thigh.
Dean smiled as he threw his arms around his neck. "This isn't like you, I like it."
"I wanted to try something different." Cas grinned pressing his lips to Dean's.
Dean couldn't help himself and kissed back forgetting the pregnancy test for the moment. "Mmmmm Cas this is nice and everything but I can't do anything right now." Dean pulled back to see Cas' blue eyes.
"Why?"
"Because we're on a case remember and I don't know when Sam will be back."
"Yes I must have forgotten."
With a frown Cas let go of Dean and walked to the bed they have been sharing since they got into town. "There is something different about you Dean."
"What do you mean by that?" Dean looked at him trying to find out if he knew.
"There is a glow around you but I can't tell what it is." Cas pointed out holding his hand out to Dean.
"I have a glow because I have someone like you in my life now baby." Dean smiled grabbing his angels' hand.
Cas smiled back as he placed his lips on the hunter's. "Mmmm your lips taste like apple pie." Dean smiled as he ran his hands through Cas' hair.
As Dean was about to place himself on top of Cas the door flew open. "Dean I know where it is." Sam blurted blood running down his face.
"What the hell happened to you Sam!?" Dean rushed over to his brother.
"I saw it!"
"Saw what Sam!?" Dean sat his brother down so he could clean his face.
"The Beast of Bray Road."
"You saw the beast of bray road where?" Dean dabbed at Sam's face with a rag.
"On Bray Road ow." Sam moved his face out of Dean's reach.
"We've been there twice."
"Yea I know Dean but I wanted to see if we missed something and as I was going back to the car I heard something right behind me." Sam shook his head feeling surreal like he made the whole thing up.
Dean didn't wait to hear what Sam had to say next he grabbed his keys as he headed towards the door. "Dean where are you going?" Sam stood up waiting for his older brother to look at him.
"I'm going to get this son of bitch for doing this to you." Dean stopped and turned facing his brother and angel.
"Dean I don't think you should go out there alone." Cas tried to reason with Dean.
"Sam got hurt Cas what the hell do you want me to do sit on my ass and let the this damn thing hurt others worse kill again." Dean shouted.
"I don't think you should go either Dean." Sam stood up
"You too Sammy."
"Yeah me too but it's for a good reason, you have someone else to think about now." Sam ran his hands through his hair in annoyance.
Cas looked at Sam then back at Dean asking silently what Sam meant.
"Never mind what he says, actually you can go with me Cas I might need some help with this one."
"Dean you can't go out there not while."
"Shut the hell up Sam!"
"You know I'm right!"
"SAM! Would you shut your mouth."
"What are you both arguing about?" Cas looked at Dean and Sam who were now toe to toe
Dean looked away from Sam to get lost in the angels blue eyes that made him feel like he was home."Dean what is Sam talking about." Cas asked again tilting his head which made Dean sigh.
"It's not important." Dean looked away knowing he was lying to Cas and himself.
"Oh like hell it's not important! You're pregnant." Sam motioned to his stomach.
Dean couldn't find the right words to say how he felt at that moment so he stormed out of the room. "Dean where are you…." Sam cried out as he rushed to the door.
Cas placed his hands on Sam's shoulders to stop him. "Sam you should sit down."
"But what about Dean?"
"Never mind about Dean I'll take care of him." Cas placed his hand on the top of Sam's head.
Sam closed his eyes and felt a calming energy wash over him, he immediately opened his eyes to find Cas gone and his injuries fixed. "Great me and my big mouth." Sam sat back and closed his eyes again.
Dean wasn't that far from Bray Road when he felt a strange feeling in his stomach. "It's going to be all right after this I'll make sure of it." Dean placed his hand on his stomach.
Dean finely got to Bray Road and parked on the deserted road sitting there with his hand on his stomach. "It's going to be all right I just want you to know that and no matter what happens know that I do love and want you." Dean finished with a pat on his stomach smiling with tears in his eyes.
"Here we go." Dean wiped the tears from his eyes as he got out of the car.
Dean was standing by the car one minute and on the ground the next fighting for his life and that of his and Cas' child. Holding the beast at a distance Dean tried to pull his gun out when he suddenly felt a sharp pain coming from his stomach like it was being ripped at. Dean cried out in pain, he then heard the sound of another person there and then a flash of light. "Dean are you all right!?" Cas pulled Dean into his arms.
"Cas….. it hurts so much I can't feel him anymore what's wrong with him!?" Dean cries holding on to Cas' arms.
"You can't feel who?" Cas asks with a look of confusion on his face.
"The baby I can't feel him anymore is he all right?" Dean places Cas' hand on his injured stomach.
Cas looked down at gaping wounds with a look of anguish"…I'm sorry but the baby….. the baby is dead Dean."
"What no… no that can't be our son can't be dead he just got here I want us to love and raise him, see him have kids of his own Cas I want us to have a family." Dean shook his head hoping the whole ordeal was just a horrible dream.
"I'm sorry Dean there is nothing you or I can do he is with my father in heaven where he will be safe." Cas cradled Dean healing his wounds.
Dean opened his eyes to find his angel next to him fast asleep or so he thought. "We still have time to just lay here and talk if you want Dean."Cas moved closer to Dean to close the gap between them.
"Or we could you know again." Dean winked before kissing Cas.
Cas grinned and rolled Dean on top of him just as they were about to make love once again Sam walked in interrupting them. "Hey Dean I got that p…. Oh my god I didn't know I mean maybe I should leave." Sam moved his head in all directions to avoid looking at them.
Cas reassured Sam in a serious tone, "no Sam it's all right."
"What? No he can't stay and watch Cas that's just wrong." Dean pulled off of Cas sitting on the other side of the bed.
Cas looked at Dean with affection in his gaze kissing the top of his beloved's head. "No I mean he can stay and hang out as you would say." Cas laid one final kiss on Deans' lips before he got out of bed putting his pants back on.
Dean sighed and pulling the covers over his head hiding his face from his brother and Cas who were still looking at him. "I don't want you to go I want you to stay here with me." Dean whined with the covers still obscuring him from their view.
"And you told me no chick flick moments." Sam smirked as he walked across the room to take a seat on his bed.
"Shut up Sam!"
"Dean I have to go I won't be long I have to do something." Cas looked at Dean hoping he would take the covers off his head.
"What do you have to do?" Pulling the covers off from over his head.
Cas smiled gently and ruffled Deans' hair disappearing after. Dean sighed and sat up in bed with a sad look on his face. "Are you all right?" questioned Sam messing with the brown paper bag in his hands.
"Yeah I am, so what's in the bag your maxi pads or something?" Dean sniggered out.
"Funny jerk but it's the pregnancy test you asked me to get."
Dean shot out of bed snatching the test and headed to the bathroom. "A thank you would be nice." Sam bitched at Dean's quickly retreating form.
Dean locked the bathroom door behind him so Sam wouldn't barge in like he always did. "Ok let's see what we have to do." Dean studied the instructions for a minute.
After a couple of seconds of holding the test under him he quickly placed it on the bathroom counter and waited. "Dean what's going on in there is everything all right." Sam knocked on the door
"Yea Sammy everything is all right I just need some time to myself right now." Dean decided to sit on the tubs rim to wait for the results. After 10 minutes past he picked up the pregnancy test.
Dean stood silent for a few moments as he looked at the test. After a while he couldn't help but smile and place his hand on his stomach. The door of the bathroom finely opened and Dean walked out. "Well?" Sam asked with the expression of an eager expression on his face.
"Well what?" Dean said trying to mask his excitement.
"Are you?"
"Am I what Sammy?"
"Are you pregnant!?" Sam asked silently praying the answer would be yes so they could have a little bit of normality in their lives.
Dean grinned and shook his head vigorously yes. Sam could feel himself light up at that moment. He knew two things. One his older brother was happy and would be a great mother to his son or daughter. Two hunts would be even harder now, now that Dean was with child.
Sam pulled Dean in for a hug. "Are you going to tell Cas when he gets back?" Dean returned the hug not answering Sam's question.
Sam knew that Dean probably nervous about telling Cas the good news. "So when are you going to tell him?" Sam asked as he pulled away from Dean.
"I don't know yet I haven't thought of that yet." Dean walked to his bed all of the sudden feeling tired and weary.
"Oh?"
"What?" Dean said from his prone position on his bed.
"Nothing Dean forget it." Sam proceeded to take out his laptop. "I mean I just don't want it to end up like last time." Sam finely admitted.
"Like last time do you even know what happened Sam do you even know how I felt about "last time." Dean huffed indignantly.
Sam looked down at his lap saying nothing. "Look Sammy I didn't….. I mean to say that it came out wrong." knowing he and his little brother were in the wrong.
"No I shouldn't have brought it up I'm sorry man we should be happy not sad right now I mean you're going to have a baby." Sam smiled trying to lighten the mood.
Dean smiled back and touched his stomach once again knowing his world and the people's around him was about to take a turn for the better. "Hey Sam do you mind if I take a nap I'm a bit sleepy." Dean started drooping.
"Yeah it's cool with me I'll make a food run in a bit and I'll wake up you when I get back does that sound good?" Sam asked as he sat down in one of the motel chairs.
"Yeah that sounds awesome." Dean finally closed his eyes drifting to sleep.
"Cas I'm pregnant now so I think it would be best if you got another job." Dean practiced on the couch while watching his stories.
He was interrupted by the sound of Cas' car back firing into the driveway which was never a good sign because it meant Cas would be home.
The front door opened."Silly me I thought I smelled this wonderful thing called food coming from our house but like always there's no food there's just you the couch monster." Cas bit out as he looked at the big cow he called wife.
"Say D are you all right?"
"Why do you ask Cassy."
"Because you're starting to look like one of those blimps from the super bowl." laughing at his own joke while sitting down next to Dean.
"Funny." Dean looked away.
Cas' brows scrunched up in contemplation. "No really D you look different."
"Well I have been feeling different."
Cas couldn't believe his eyes and what he was seeing. "D is it just me or are you a bit on the big side well bigger side." Cas said specifically looking at Dean's stomach.
"Well since you brought it up Cassy you know how Sam and Gabe are having a baby?" Dean said waiting for his husband to put two and two together.
"Oh god D you can't be how far along are you!?" Cas whined putting his head in his hands.
Dean with devilish smirk replied, "oh about 5 months I would say."
"How did I not notice!?" Cas gasped in horror looking back up at Dean.
"Well Cassy when two people are in love they make a baby." Dean finished with a smile pulling a struggling Cas in for a hug.
TBC
A/N: I just wanted to let everyone know what Dean is he is what I like to call a third sex meaning he looks male but has female parts. there is also a fan the my friend did for this fic here is a link to it
www. youtube watch?v=I03XWhbf6p8&feature=plcp all you have to do is copy and paste it into your web browser and take out the spaces.