Title: What Is in Frank Archer's Closet?
Author: The Moof
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Frank Archer and Cassandra Lichtenberg
Word Count: 462
Rating: K+
Summary: There is something in the closet.
Disclaimer: I don't own Frank Archer from Fullmetal Alchemist, he is owned by Hiromu Arakawa. I don't own the Shoggoth, it is owned by H.P. Lovecraft. I own Cassandra Lichtenberg, Tony and Chuck.
There was a quick and loud slam coming from the supply closet of the office of Lt Colonel Frank Archer. It was late night of paperwork so Frank asked Cassandra to help him. Cassie was getting more office supplies when she opened the closet, but quickly changed her mind when she saw what was in the there and slammed it shut. Hearing the slam, Frank got up from his desk and walked to the supply closet to see a very pale and scared Cassie shaking and staring at the closet. Tilting his head, Frank looked at her with bewilderment.
"What is wrong Cassandra? Did you see a bug or spider in there?" asked Frank bluntly.
"Ba… ba… bubbles!" said Cassie as she painted in fear as she tried to breath.
Frank raised an eyebrow and asked. "Bubbles?"
"Big… Huge… Black!" shouted Cassie as she was flailing her arms madly as if she was trying to describe what she saw Frank could only guess.
Sighing, Frank raised an eyebrow at Cassandra to reassure her that there was no such thing as monsters in the closet. As Frank opened the door to the closet, he saw nothing but a huge mass of tar black bubbles with pointed and jagged teeth in some places, bloodshot red eyes from hell and random back tentacles. Frank's eyes widen as he started turning an extremely pale green color while he slowly shut the closet door.
"Cassie."
"Yes Frank."
"Get your things and I will meet you at the front door."
Nodding her head yes she ran to get her things while Frank grabbed his keys, paperwork and wallet. Meeting Cassie at the front door, Frank locked the door to his office as they both quickly walked to Frank's car, got in it and drove out like bat out of hell. As they left, the two late night janitors were in the hallway next to Archer's office watching the commotion Frank and Cassie made as they left.
"It looks like we left something behind when cleaning that office last night Tony." said the elderly looking man as he grabbed a mop and bucket in order to mop the halls.
Another elderly looking man grabbed a push broom and nodded to his friend as he started to sweep the hall, "Ah shoot, I keep forgettin' about that cleaner when cleaning these offices. I guess I should get there and get it out before Lt. Colonel Archer and Major Lichtenberg come back in the morning."
"Yes you should Tony," The other man replied as he started some water with one hand picked the bucket with the other and held on to the mop with his tentacle, "and Tony."
"Yes Chuck?"
"Your extra eye on the back of your neck is showing."