A/N: Please forgive me for this. It was chocolate induced! Oh, and I don't own Final Fantasy. If I did, it would be even *stranger*.

Ride the golden chocobo
Call him with a gysahl
That's the way to find the Gil
Pop goes the moogle!

Remedy Plus and Steel Pipe
And Marlboro tentacle
Mix them up and catch the train
Pop goes the moogle!

Every night when I come home
The esper's on the table
Throw a spell and knock him off
Pop goes the moogle!