Hey, I'm Lin, or Golden Ice, clearly by my penname. This is my first Maximum Ride fanfiction. Wow, is that sweat? Weird… Anyway, this is a fanfiction about… well, random characters in the books' diary entries. I know cliché. But somebody has to do it. It'll be at random times throughout the series, but I just finished the third book today, and I'm on an adrenaline rush. So, here we go. Sorry if it's waaaaaaaaaaay too mushy.

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Diary Drabbles

By Golden Ice

Chapter 1, part 1: Fang

Dear Diary,

Oh, god, I don't know where to begin, but I guess that's because I never 'express my feelings' like the others do. Or some of them anyway. Not Max. But even she does more than I do. She kissed me today. Total shock. I was on the beach, Ari kicked my ass, and the next moment, she was freaking kissing me. If I could have run, well, I wouldn't have, but that's just the kind of guy I am: a calm, cool, collected, show-no-emotion, internal trainreck, freaky bird-kid.

I wish I was back in the awesome house in Colorado. I wish I didn't feel like death. Ouch, backtracking on this, I wish I hadn't written it. How freaking embarrassing. What if Max finds it? Where'd I get this paper? I'm spinning out of control. I need to hide this somewhere. Maybe later. Bye. Or, something.

-Fang

Chapter 1, Part 2: Ari

Dear Diary,

Max killed me in a subway tunnel. She looked amazingly hot when she kicked up and snapped my neck back. What's hot mean? How am I writing this? I can't even read. I should learn. I bet even the little blonde one, the one who happens to be a year younger than me, knows how to read. Dad always liked them better than me. I think I have self-esteem issues. Oh, joy, the life of a human-lupine hybrid, which by the way, wasn't born that way. I wish I looked modely like the other Erasers. I wish Max noticed me. I wish it would have been switched around on the beach. I wished that Fang had kicked my ass, and that Max had kissed me. It's funny, Last year, I thought girls had cooties.

-Ari

Chapter 1, Part 3: Nudge

Dear Diary,

I read two diary entries of other people's today: Fang's and Ari's. It was easy getting Fang's (out of his jacket pocket), and I swiped Ari's off the counter in the Institute without anyone looking. How's that for slick, huh? What they wrote made me lol. Whatever that means. I never really got the whole, "Cht$p34k" thing. Max just has boys throwing themselves at her. I wish I were pretty enough to have diary entries like that about me. What's an internal trainreck? Can Fang get embarrassed? I guess so. Ari does have self-esteem issues. He should see a therapist. What's a therapist? I wonder how much they get paid. They gotta make a lot of money, right? If I had that much money, I'd, like, bribe an eraser to tell the people at the school to jump off of cliffs, and then I'd free the mutants. I wonder how many other mutants are there. Besides the erasers and Ari, I mean. Which reminds me, why does he want his ass kicked? Isn't ass another word for a donkey? A donkey's a four-legged animal with hooves. Do they have cooties? What's a cootie? I should ask Max. She knows everything. Well, maybe not everything, but a whole lot. New York has a whole lot in it. I miss New York. We're in Virginia now, I think. I'm in the hospital. Not me, I mean, we are, but Fang's the only real patient. He's over on the bed. I'm on the floor. He has a side wound. He just loves getting injured, doesn't he? Maybe he hopes Max'll kiss him again. She did call him the prince. Is she his princess? Of which country? We should go to Europe sometime. That would be cool. This floor is hard. It's almost as hard as the subway tunnel or my cage in the School. I hate that place. This hospital reminds me of it. It smells funny. You wanna know what smells funny? The Gasman. I mean, phew, right? That's like, knock out gas, or something. Which reminds me, I better sleep. I'm tired. G'night, diary.

-NuDgE

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Did you like it? Did ya? Did ya? This was fun. Writing Nudge's, was like, so comfortable. Does she have ADD? I have ADD. I suppose I have ADHD. Does she have ADHD too? I heard this song about ADD. Or ADHD. Anyway, READ AND REVIEW!!!!!!!

-Lin (Golden Ice)