Bells

by eclect

FF III Drabble. A Dira -a big, flying supermodel- starts tauting the party. Will she get what's coming to her? RefIg if you squint, close your left eye, tilt your head to the right, and then actually read the story. One obsenity.

Bells

Hello. This is ADDVengance with my first FF fanfic. The inspiration for this drabble was sparked after a two-or-so-hour Final Fantasy III marathon on a plane trip to XXXXgold, the lost continent. Wow, nobody will get that reference. –hangs head- Well, here you go. Enjoy.

Bells

A Final Fantasy III DS Fanfic

Bells are a handy melee item.

A moderately high-leveled Geomancer armed with only a rune bell and an earthen bell can take out a Dira in three, four turns.

That is… until the Dira starts to provoke certain party members…

As Ignus initiated his Retaliate skill, The Warriors of Light's enemy finally seemed to notice the pale ex-soldier. To Refia, the only one who hadn't chosen her course of action, the Dira called out, 'Hey, sista, is he single?' She gestured to Ingus. Arc appeared to not have heard her, he was too intently focused on summoning his Hyper Titan. Either that or he was trying to keep the sphere of light between his hands from exploding in his face (as it had… numerous times). Luneth was doing God-knows-what at thirty thousand feet; he hadn't been seen for the past two turns. One theory was that he had found a nice chickadee and had gone to make a nest somewhere.

'Huh? Me?' The Geomancer blinked.

'Who else? You're da only sista here. Unless someone's not telling da truth…' The Dira looked pointedly at Arc, what with his shiny chestnut tresses and soft-spoken attitude, not to mention his friendship with a certain prince. She smirked. 'Although, someone like him,' again, she pointed to Monk-Ingus, who's eyes had gone slightly unfocused as he internally prepared to counterattack, 'Probably dun' want some pansy like you.'

Refia's cheeks flushed with rage.

The malignant creature continued, 'I just so happen to be a level 34 Dira-mage, and the leader of my tribe-'

Refia, smoke literally pouring from her ears, jumped on the first turn, screaming, "SLAP YOU WITH MY BELLS BITCH!!"

Did that suck? I don't know. Please tell me if it did, and then I will go back to anime fanfiction. Sigh. I hate having writer's block. Please review.