Disclaimer : I am in the unowning of South Park.

Characters : Stan, Kyle, Gerald

Warnings : Male/Male

Note : This is what REALLY happened during the Hybrid car episode.

Somewhere Somehow

Gerald was packing his bags into his new Hybrid car. He glanced at his son's face and saw a depressed expression settled onto it. Gerald sighed. He knew the move was going to be hard for both of his sons, Kyle especially, yet he didn't think it would be this bad.

When Gerald saw Stan racing over to Kyle, practically tripping over his own feet, he sighed once more. He just knew this wouldn't end well.

Stan sniffled, reached out, and grabbed onto Kyle's arm. He was choking back tears, praying this was a joke.

Hearing Kyle saying that there was no joke involved in this situation sent him over the edge. A single tear slid down Stan's cheek. It was soon followed with others. Stan turned to Mr. Broflovski.

"Please, no. Kyle's . . . Kyle's my best friend," was all he said.

Gerald turned to face Stan. "I'm sorry, Stan," he said. Gerald began to explain why they had to move, but Stan wasn't listening.

His hand was still on Kyle's arm, and he was making small attempts to pull Kyle away from the car. It wasn't working.

Kyle pulled himself away from Stan and began to walk towards the Hybrid car. He didn't stop when Stan called his name.

Kyle was almost in the car when he heard a small mumble. His back stiffened once he realized the particular words that were contained in that small mumble.

"I . . . I-I . . ." Stan sniffled, "I love you, Kyle."

Kyle's breath hitched in his throat and he stole a side glance at his father to see if Gerald had heard what Stan had said. He hadn't. Kyle took and glance behind himself to look at Stan. The boy was staring at the ground, blazing red face and tears flowing freely down his cheeks.

Kyle wanted to cry. Gerald hauled his two sons and wife into his car.

"Stan," he said, turning to the boy, "if you can get people everyone to drive Hybrid cars, then we'll come back."

"I will!" Stan exclaimed. "I will!"

Gerald got into the car. Kyle was still in shock, but did as his gut told him and spun around in the backseat and pressed his nose against the back window.

He saw Stan standing in the middle of the road. Kyle acted upon instinct and pressed his mouth lightly against the pane of glass that was the window. He tried to make it obvious he was kissing it.

Stan's face went bright red. Kyle smirked. He waved, then their car pulled out of sight.

"I will . . ." Stan muttered. A moment passed then he ran off.

So, yeah, that's what REALLY happened.
Then Stan went to Kenny's house and cried for three hours.
Then they made out, as a sort of 'pity fuck.'

'Cept they only made out. :D

-Taryn