Everyone in Saint Young Men React to a Lucifer x Michael Video

Buddha: OH MY GOSH WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK IS THIS KILL IT WITH FIRE AND HOLY WATER LIKE HOLY SHIT PLEASE DON'T TELL ME MY SON SAW THIS MONSTROSOUTY

Jesus: *chugs a fuCKING ENTIRE BOTTLE OF BLEACH*

Rahula: Oh, my good gosh what is this thing?

Gabriel: Welp, time to go jump off a cliff into the darkest deepest pits of hell.

Ananda: *sets computer on fire and cries*

Uriel: *yeets himself out the window with terrified eyes*

Devadatta: oh my god plEASE TELL ME THAT THERE IS NONE WITH ME AND MY BROTHER IF THERE IS I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND STAB THEM IN THE FUCKING EYE.

Raphael: *insert paradactyl screeching and cringe face* I DID NOT, REPEAT DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS.

Mara: lol this is funny. *sends to every single demon with the caption 'this is gayer than two men sleeping together'*

Lucifer: ok now I am definitely not coming back to heaven at all.

Michael: *pukes*