Our favorite president and secret agent is back!
Agent: Do you expect me to talk?
Villain: No, I expect you to die!
He's better than ever!
Agent: *beats up thugs and saves Marilyn Monroe*
Marilyn: Who are you?
Agent: The name's John...
*cuts to big bad getting dropped from a helicopter into a industrial smokestack*
Villain: Mr. Kennedy...*crash*
Agent: ...John F. Kennedy!
John F. Kennedy is...Agent JFK!
*sniper scope follows JFK*
Rated R, coming to theaters in a grassy knoll near you!
*a shot is heard as the screen blacks out*