A/N This was written in collab with Zayn from one direction who is gay for Giratina. I own nothing.

We were talking about highways. Then Zayn said "I like potholes" My name is Zane. My friends name is Zayn. We were travelling with Bob Saggott and he analy raped us many times throughout our journey. Then Zayn turned into the Armored Titan. The Armored Titan then stuck his GINORMOUS cock into Bob Saggott's ear. I hid behind a tree and jacked my chode. Then John Cena appeared out of nowhere along with Guile from Street Fighter. it was the Dankest Shit i had ever seen. I came in 5 seconds and the wondered "Where can I find a sniper rifle?" But then, we were all sucked int the distortion WORLD. Where Giratina and Champion Cynthia were savagly fucking. However, John Cena and Guile didnt survive the trip, and their dead bodies were just Floating there, but we didn't care.

To be Cuntinued...