The confession

Everest: you ready for this?

Marshall: not really...

Everest: It'll be fine. (she kisses Marshall on the cheek)

They both walk through the door.

Everest: Jake, we have something to tell you- (Marshall throws up)

They both leave the room.

Marshall: I think that went well!

Everest: you threw up and we both left.

Marshall: Eha, That's all in the past.

Everest: it was literally 30 seconds ago.

Marshall: that's a matter of opinion.

Everest: No it isn't. Let's try again.

Confession attempt 2

They both walk through the door.

Everest: Jake, we have something to tell you. (Marshall holds a cloth to his face and passes out)

After Marshall wakes up.

Marshall: I chloroformed myself, didn't I?

Everest: Yeah, you did.

(Marshall starts to hold the same cloth to his face again)

Everest: Don't do it again! Look-you take the lead this time. (Marshall nods)

Confession attempt 3

They both walk through the door.

Marshall: [nonsensical rambling]

(Everest has a 'really' face on.)

Confession attempt 4

Marshall: You see, the thing is, Everest and I-I'll just kill him. (Marshall pulls out a gun, Everest grabs his front leg and says)

Everest: Woah, Woah!

Marshall: LET ME KILL HIM... LET ME SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE! (Fighting for the gun)

Everset: NO NO!

Confession attempt?

Marshall: Mum! Dad! I'm gay!

Everset: WRONG. I hope...

Trying to get the gun attempt

Marshall: IF I SHOOT HM, WE CAN MAKE OUT! THIS COULD BE SO EASY!

Confession attempt?

Marshall: When two people spend a lot of time together...

Everest interrupts: Where are your legs?!

Marshall: [speaking German]

Everest: Nein!

Marshall: Jake... (flash, another Marshall with future cloths on apears)

F. Marshall: I'm from the future! Tell him he's ugly! (points at Jake)

P. Marshall: Your chubby! (F. Marshall has on a wth face on)

Everest: You can't even get THAT right!?

Back with taking the gun

Everest: Marshall. MARSHALL! give me the...

Marshall: no!

Back out side

Marshall: I'm really bad at this, aren't I?

Everest: Yeah, Jake is never going to find out out about us.

Marshall: Oh, THAT'S what we're doing!

They both walk in the room, for the last time.

Marshall: Jake I know this is hard for you to hear, but I'm dating Everest.

Jake: Yeah, I'm cool with that... (Marshall shoots Jake in the head)

Marshall: WHOOPS.

THE END.

NOT REALLY.

Everest: I think that went well.

NOW THE END.