happy pocky day and 69th kappa story
there is a crack coming up after this story
i been cracking kappacumbers again because i miss the raijin foursome's adventures c:
entry 7 for the continuing shizaya fluff month
and like 4 more catching up entries soon
wanted to do this small thing
because i'm on time for an event
family shizaya au with kids
very short be warned
basically a shorts short clip of the heiwajima home on pocky day
Tsugaru and Psyche Heiwajima greet their father as he came home.
They led a Shizuo Heiwajima to the couch and sat on his both his sides to keep them company.
"Hey, careful, you might crush it." Shizuo took a plastic pack from his pocket before one of his kids would crush it.
"What's that, dad?" asked the curious pink raven.
"Pocky. It's pocky day today." answered the baby blue blonde, gently taking the pack from his father's hand.
"Haha, that's right." Shizuo ruffling his sons' heads. "But don't say it out too loud. It's a surprise for your mother."
"What's a surprise?" suddenly came an Izaya Orihara from the kitchen. "And please don't address me with the title of a woman Shizu-chan."
"Why not? You're more beautiful than anyone I've met." Shizuo shrugged.
"Don't change the subject, Shizu-chan." Izaya huffed.
Shizuo chuckled. "C'mere." He patted his lap to invite the raven in the space.
Warily, Izaya did as he was told, then Shizuo relaxed one of his arms wrapped around Izaya's waist.
"Shizu-chan what are you planning?" Izaya asked.
Before Izaya could say anything else, a chocolate flavored pocky stick was stuck into his mouth.
Shizuo bit the other end and Izaya found himself to be in no position to object as Shizuo continued to nibble on the other side.
"What are they doing Tsu-chan?" Psyche asked, staring at his parents whose faces were inching closer to one another.
"Fighting for dominance." Tsugaru answered simply as he could.
"Eh?" Psyche looked at his brother.
"Wanna try? It's simple." Tsugaru said.
Psyche nodded curiously. Tsugaru took out a pocky stick and bit one end.
He moved the tip, prompting Psyche to bite the other end.
By the time their parents were already kissing on the couch, the kids' pocky stick has gotten considerably shorter.
Shizuo was enjoying this throughout as the kiss became more passionate and deeper. Izaya was cling to his arm that was on his cheek holding him in place.
Though Psyche didn't know that his parents were already kissing because he's focusing on the stick, and the fuzzy feeling that his brother's face was getting too close, moving closer.
And closer...
"..Shi-Shizu-chan, stop them!"
Just another day in the Heiwajima family house.
the end
shizuo got that pocky 50% off at russia sushi today
i did a double shizaya moment
does children almost kiss tsupsy work?
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thank you for the crackers on other entries
i lied about an entry a day
whyy youuu alllwayyys lyyyinngg kappa
idk i'm too busy swimming in my river and kappacumbers
update: i'm sorry Uranus the cucumber was a lie
till next entry or crack fic soon
bai kappalings
-the kappalord who's says boo to oxy-clean