A/N: A short drabble like my other crossovers.
Allow me to introduce what happens when two 'cool' guys meet. ;)
As Hitsugaya Toshiro stepped into the Human World, he was promptly attacked by a stripper.
To be more exact, he smacked face first into a well chiselled bosom.
And no, he did not blush profusely. (After all, he had much experience in smacking into chests, courtesy of Matsumoto, who frequently stuffed his face in between her breasts as a casual pastime.)
Instead, Hitsugaya calmly stood and brushed the stripper off himself-
"Hey, it's a kid!" Gray exclaimed when he had examined who he had run into.
-Hitsugaya barely held himself back from spearing a few icicles into the boy.
Oblivious, Gray took out some candy from his pocket, and offered it ever-so-kindly to the small, cute kid.
Said 'small cute kid' responded by slashing rather furiously at Gray with his zanpakuto.
"Geez," Gray exclaimed. "If you don't like strawberry flavored candy you could have said so!"
Hitsugaya glared.
"Here, I have some green apple ones-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Hitsugaya cried angrily, and made his sword spew icicles in all directions.
Gray casually raised an ice shield, and continued muttering picking through the candy in his pocket.
"Um, I have grape too, is that okay? I mean, you definitely look more like a grape person to me..."
Hitsugaya was confused. The human had created an ice wall.
Was he of Kurosaki's kind...? Well, no matter.
Hitsugaya was losing his cool, very fast, and he also didn't appreciate the pun the author had put in either.
His mind was set, he would lightly maim this ignorant human, maybe take a few limbs off, and then leave peacefully. Yes, very peacefully.
"Sit upon the Frozen Heavens...Hyorinmaru." He whispered, and slashed his Zanpakuto down at Gray.
Gray looked up from sorting through his candy (in which he had found seven different flavours, as well as three rare kinds which he SO had to brag about to Natsu later.)
"OH MY GOSH YOU CAN YOU ICE MAGIC?" Gray yelled in joy as he gasped at the sight of the ice dragon Hitsugaya had conjured.
"DID UR TEACH YOU TOO?" The Ice dragon hurtled toward the blushing astonished Gray.
"WHAT ABOUT LYOOOooooonnnnn.." Gray called out as he was flung into the distance by Hyorinmaru.
...
"And I thought Matsumoto was bad..." Hitsugaya muttered.
A/N: Alternative ending: They battle and cause an endless winter that rivals what Elsa did to Arendale.