A Tail of Tales

A Fairy Tail FanFic

By KillaVanilla

Disclaimer: No, I obviously don't own Fairy Tail. If I did this wouldn't be called a FanFic.

Current Pairing: Natsu X Lucy

Author's Note:This is my first FanFic, hope you like it =D

Chapter 1:

It was your typical afternoon at Fairy Tail. Nab is indecisive as ever, Lucy is talking with Mira Jane about Natsu's behavior on their previous job, Elfman is going about calling people a man, Gray is running around in his underwear for no particular reason, Gajeel is polishing his guitar, Jet and Droy are admiring Levy as she studies a map, Cana is drinking from a large barrel, and Erza is giggling as she skims through what appears to be a dirty magazine.

Mira Jane let out a sigh, "It's so boring around here without Natsu" she said as she wiped filthy a mug.

"Oh yeah, I haven't seen him today. I wonder what he's doing. He didn't sleep over last night." exclaimed Lucy.

"You should go look for him, he shouldn't be hard to find" said Mira Jane in a cheerful tone.

"Why me?" Lucy replied.

"You don't have to keep it a secret anymore, everybody knows." Mira Jane whispered.

"Knows what? Tell me." Lucy whispered in response. She clearly didn't know what Mira Jane was talking about.

"You know, Natsu." said Mira Jane, even softer than before. Lucy immediately began to blush. She put her head down in an attempt to hide her shame.

"Are you okay?" Mira Jane asked, confused.

"Sorry!" Lucy shouted as she made her escape.

"That was close" She thought to herself. "Me and Natsu?" She began to fantasize. Natsu is holding a baby at Lucy's bedside. "It's a boy! Now we have twenty-seven beautiful children." he exclaimed happily. Doctors cheer "Go Lucy, go Lucy, go Lucy!" She begins to cry with tears of joy. "Aye, sir!" cries the newborn. Gajeel appears with his guitar. And he strums his guitar as a rose lands in his mouth. He tilts his hat and sparks fly everywhere, the doctors begin cheering again. He begins to sing. "NEVER!" she snapped. "I'm sorry!" a stranger shouted as he ran away, horrified. Embarrassed, Lucy darted for cover. She ran to her house before any more trouble befell her. Lucy was now at her front door. She looked around to make sure nobody saw her. She opens her door and hurries to bed. She lies down on her bed when suddenly, a soft sound emanates throughout the room.

Lucy scurried out of bed and onto her feet. "Where could the sound be coming from?" she thought. She checked the kitchen first, "Nobody in here" she thought. She grabbed a frying pan and went back into the other room. "Aha!" she shouted as she lifted the covers from her bed. Nothing. "Hm, maybe I'm hearing things again..." She began to laugh when suddenly, she heard it again. "I've got you now!" she shouted as she began digging through her dirty laundry. "Lucy...give me more..."

"OMG, OMG, OMG!" Lucy thought. "I'm totally going insane." She dropped her frying pan and without making a sound she got on her knees and crawled under her bed a little bit. She could now identify the sound, "Snoring?" she thought aloud. She got closer, farther under her bed. The snoring was getting louder and louder as she got closer and closer. She crawled out from under her bed feeling at a loss when she noticed a scarf was sticking out from the far end of her bed. Lucy pulled the scarf out and out came a red-headed boy.

"Natsu!" She shouted, forgetting he was asleep. "Why are you in my house?"

Natsu's eyes opened. "Hands off, she-devil!" he cried.

"Do you know what time it is?" Lucy asked, still angry. "It's past four."

"Four? I was having the best dream and you woke me up just to tell me the time?" Natsu replied, now sulking. Lucy began blushing again as she remembered what he said in his sleep.

"So...what were you dreaming about? It sounded like you were lovin it." She asked, still blushing.

"I dreamt that I was rich and I lived in a mansion. Oh, and you were there too." Said Natsu, still upset.

"Oh yeah?" Lucy asked expecting him to say something stupid.

Confused, Natsu looked her in the eyes and said "What do you care?"

"Huh, don't be shy. I won't tell anyone." She replied, now desperate for an answer. Her face was now a bright red, there was no hiding it.

"Okay, but you have to promise not to tell anyone." Natsu started blushing as well.

"I promise!" She exclaimed excitedly. Natsu looked out the window and checked the other rooms.

"Anybody else here?" Natsu asked, still blushing.

"Nope, just us." Lucy's face got even redder. Natsu leaned towards Lucy and whispered his secret: "In my dream you were my maid and you had to do whatever I told you to." Natsu giggled a little. Lucy's face went from red as an apple to whiter than snow. She was about to faint until she heard Natsu say: "Don't tell anyone because I don't want people to know I dream about you, okay?"Sure, no prob..." Lucy mumbled, her spirit now broken. Natsu was still blushing uncontrollably. "Thanks, Lucy!" He said with a big smile. She couldn't help but smile back. He then jumped out the window and was gone just like that. "What a strange guy", Lucy thought as she made her way back to the guild.

Meanwhile, at the guild. "Where's my pants?" Shouted Gray.

"Juvia did not take them." Replied Juvia, from behind.

Natsu stood on the second floor leaning against the wall, twirling a shirt. "I haven't seen any pants laying around, but I'll be sure to let ya know if I do." He said with a smug look on his face.

"Hey, Natsu! You wanna go?" Gray shouted confidently.

Natsu to the first floor and before you know it, him and gray were fighting again in a big cloud of dust with fists flying everywhere. Lucy then entered the guild and walked over to her usual place next to Mira Jane with her head down. It appeared as though she was still upset about earlier. Natsu and Gray stopped fighting when they saw Lucy walk by with her head down. Neither of them said a word to each other as she passed. Gray was now putting on his shirt. "You wanna go again?" He was even louder than before. Natsu just ignored him and walked off, towards Elfman. Natsu leaned over him while he was sitting alone, across from Lucy and Mira Jane.

"So what's the dealio with Mira Jane?" He whispered softly as he took a seat next to Elfman.

"Huh, a man does not spy on his sister!" He shouted aloud, not realizing Natsu was trying to keep a secret. Lucy and Mira Jane looked over at Elfman who appeared to be talking with himself.

"Keep it down, I just wanna know what she's saying to Lucy." Said Natsu from under the counter.

"Oh, that's a man." he replied softly.

"Yeah, can you hear them?" Natsu was now blushing again. Elfman moved one seat closer, he was now 2 seats away from Lucy. He leaned in her direction in an attempt to spy on them and remain hidden at the same time.

Lucy noticed Elfman's recent awkwardness and whispered something in Mira Jane's ear. Then Mira Jane gave Elfman the look and he immediately turned red. He looked away and then he looked at Natsu. "What are you doing? Can you hear them?" Asked Natsu. "I'm sorry." mumbled Elfman as he turned back around. He ran off shouting "A man doesn't spy on his sister!" revealing Natsu. He started blushing again and then he ran off shouting "Why me?"

"There he goes again." Mira Jane said with a sigh.

"Yep, there goes my man... Wait a second. What am I saying!" She shrieked.

"You lllike him." Said Happy, now rolling his tongue behind her. She instantly turned around and karate kicked him, knocking across the room.

"No I don't, shut up! You shouldn't be in this fanfic anyways!" she screamed. Everybody turned their attention towards the enraged Lucy.

"I'm sorry!" She shouted as she ran off again.

Mira Jane smiled as she ran off. "What am I going to do? I need to talk to someone. Someone that has experience in these kind of situations. Who would that be" Lucy thought as she found herself at a safe distance from the guild. "Who would that be?" Lucy noticed Erza exiting the cake shop with 50 cakes.

"Erza!" Shouted Lucy, waving at her from a safe distance.

To Be Continued