"The many crimes of Fred and George Weasley"

Disclaimer: As you should know this all belongs to JK Rowling, and rightly so! I'm just having some fun!

Harry Potter walked slowly through the castle at 5'oClock, not looking forward to what was about to come. He was so annoyed, being forced to go to detention for nothing! He thought bitterly of how the slimy git Malfoy messed up his Hiccup potion, but did he get detention? No. Life was so unfair; Harry really was not looking forward to Snapes snide, sharp remarks about his performance:

"Mr Potter would do better to listen in class instead of showing off; as usual he thinks he owns talent that is completely lost on him." Harry remembered his smirk that appeared on his face after he said it, the unfairness was unbearable.

However, Snape was a teacher and so Harry had no choice but to face the impending doom of what awaited him in his dark and cold office.

When he arrived outside the door he was visibly shaking, who would want to spend their time down here? It was freezing cold, not to mention creepy. Then again it was Snape. Harry knocked three times on the office door and was greeted by a slimy, "Come in Potter"

"I'm here for the detention sir, you told me to come at five"

"Yes I am aware of that Potter. However you are five minutes late so you will make up the time with an extra ten". Harry opened his mouth to protest but remembered that it was useless, he had been through detention with Snape, it could only ever get worse.

"You will be continuing you punishment from your previous detentions, sorting through the files of the crimes of pupils and rewriting them, do you understand?"

"Yes sir" Harry said knowing what he had to do. This was the most boring and tedious work that Snape could think of assigning to Harry and he had been through it all before.

"Good. "He smirked at Harry "I had Longbottom finish the rest of your father's lengthy crimes. However, I'm sure you will recognize some of these" and with a flick of his wand five cardboard boxes came into view. Each labelled "Fred and George Weasley".

"You will finish all these boxes over the course of your detentions, without complaint" he hissed the last part with Harry's look of outrage. "What do you say?"

"Yes. Sir" With that Harry slowly sat down and began to prepare himself for this onslaught. Five boxes! Five? This could not be possible, Five? He knew that Fred and George had a past of pranks and jokes but honestly he had no idea at just how much mayhem they had caused! This was going to be awful, by the end of this his hand would be crippled, he began to curse those darned Weasley twins!

Harry set to work, when he began to realise that maybe this wouldn't be so awful, after he wrote "Crime 1" On top of the parchment. No, maybe it wouldn't be that bad after all, seeing as The Weasley twins were known for their tricks. Harry smiled and began to write.