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Rated M because I'm paranoid and possibly for things to come. PrinceBlack

Chapter 1

….He was doing it again…

The other three Marauders and I were sitting in the Gryffindor common room in the corner we had marked as our own. I tried to block out Peter's whining as he lost at a game of chess against James and I tried to ignore Sirius' soft whimpering which was leading to me reading the same sentence of Hogwarts: A History over and over.

'…Albus Dumbledore, now the head master of Hogwarts, is known as one…'

"Mmm"

He knew I hated it when he ate lollipops. Well I've never told him that I hate it but I do and he should know that. All I could do was watch as his little pink tongue snuck out of his hot, wet mouth and took a swipe at the big pink lollipop.

Did I shrink my pants in the wash?

He must have felt my eyes burning holes into the side of his stupid, little, perfect, head because he turned, slowly and quite sensually, mind you, to face me and gave me his signature wink…bastard.

"Sirius, stop it or I'll smack that thing out of your hand."

"Whatever are you talking about Remmie?" He was smiling! He knew what he was doing.

"Don't tease him Padfoot. You know he wants to jump your bones. That's checkmate again, Wormtail." I could feel my cheeks burning as James' words flew out of his mouth as though it was common knowledge. I couldn't even think of a proper comeback so I hastily got out of my chair and made my way to the dorm for the night.

"Night, night Remmie!" I ignored Padfoot's words as I closed the dorms door behind me.

"I'm serious though-don't even go there" James cut Sirius off before he could even begin to utter the overused joke. "You know he's gay and how he feels about you, you shouldn't tease him like that."

"You're just jealous he doesn't have a crush on you!"

"Why would I be? I'm in lovvee with the most beautiful flower I have ever seen!"

"Ew. No one wants to talk about Lily and your stalker tendencies towards her, Prongs. We're talking about Remmie and I don't mean to tease him I'm just so bored there's nothing to do in Hogwarts." Sirius complained flinging his arms in the air trying to get his point across.

James tilted his head to avoid the swinging arms as Sirius closed his eyes and flung them around harder clipping Wormtail in the side of his head producing a shout of pain from the rat animagus.

"Sirius stop, because I swear to God if you hit me I'll cut your hair in your sle-UMPH!"

Wormtail's eyes widened as he took in the sight of James in his new position on the floor with his hand cradling the right side of his head. As the awkward silence grew Peter ran as fast as his stocky little legs could carry him to seek safety behind the dark red couch that resided in the common room to protect himself from the barrage of curse words that he knew were coming. Three…two…one…

"You ugly little twit! Look what you did! You hit me in my FACE! What if it leaves a goddamned mark!"

"So what, it's not my fricken fault! You ever stop to think that maybe your face hit my hand! My beautiful hand is more important than your discombobulated face!

GASP! Shock broke out across James' face at the insult."… oh…no … you… didn't…"

"Yes…I… DID!"

" You know what…"

"Dumbledore should throw a party!"

" YEA! Wait- what…? How did our argument about you hitting me lead to your epiphany about a random party?" James questioned, not even sure Sirius was listening to him as a happy dazed expression spread across the dog animagus' face. James turned his head to see Peter peeking out from behind the couch sending questioning looks of his own towards the other two Marauders in the room.

"Come on James, Peter think about it.! Everyone could use a party now to just loosen up and have a little fun especially Moony. We could even make it a masquerade valentine party thing or something. Oh my god its forming in my mind I have to tell Dumbly-dory right now-"

"It's one in the morning." Peter cut in.

"-before I forget. Shut up Peter." Sirius said.

"Peter's right Sirius come on we should go to bed there is no way we could go talk to Dumble- did you just call him Dumbly-dory? Don't answer that. But we can't go now. Let's just tell him in the morning." James said, yawning into his hand as he made his way up the stairs towards their dorm with the other two Marauders not too far behind.

"Alright, alright. But if I forget I'm beating both of you up." Sirius pouted as he climbed the stairs behind James.

"But if you forget how will you remember to beat us up if you can't remember what you wanted to beat us up for?" Peter commented.

"...What? It is one in the morning do you really expect me to understand what the hell you just said to me? Do you, Peter? Really?…No. I didn't think so." Sirius glared at Peter as the hamster on the wheel in his head struggled to process what Peter had said.

"Don't get all cranky and whiny now Pads just make a note and leave it on your bedside table or something. One of us has to remember in the morning." James assured Sirius closing the dorm room door behind the other Marauders with another lengthy yawn to his palm.

"Oh yea! I had almost forgotten! I'm still gonna cut off your hair in your sleep you know. Just to, give you a heads up."

Sirius' hand immediately flew to his shaggy shoulder length hair as he flung his head around to face James who was no longer paying him any attention and was in his bed nearly asleep. Sirius turned to Peter to see if he had heard that but the smaller boy was already snoring softly.

Shaking his head and jumping into his own bed Sirius shrugged off James' threat.

"Crazy little bugger."