My first story that'll have more than one chapter.

I don't own South Park.

Enjoy.

Chapter One: Abduction

"We gotta run, dude!"

"Look! We almost made it. There's the car."

Suddenly four children from the fourth grade of the local elementary school crossed the two criminals way. They fell over them.

"Ah, you damn children. They gonna get us now," said one of the them.

"No, I have a better idea," said the other one as he grabbed the kid in the orange parka and held a gun against his head.

As the police almost arrived he shouted: "Stop right there or I'll blow this kids head off."

"Kenny!" shouted the other three boys.

"He's just bluffing," Officer Barbrady said.

The policemen didn't stop but Barbrady was wrong.

The black-masked guy shot Kenny in the head.

"Oh my god he killed Kenny!"

"You bastards!"

He grabbed another kid. A fat kid. As the fat boy felt the shaft of the gun pointing at his head he shouted: "Stop, you crappy policemen! He will kill me. I'm worth more than everybody on the world except for Mel Gibson."

"You are?" asked Barbrady in his stupid voice. "Jeez, I didn't realize that."

The policemen stopped.

"Let me go you asshole. Shoot these two pussies and let me live," he said pointing at his friends.

"Shut up!" the masked guy said. "We'll take all three of you," he said to the kids.

"Stand back! Just let us escape or you'll couse more casualties," the other guy shouted.

"Alright, alright. You bastards! But you'll never escape with that anyways," Barbrady said.

"What? Rescue me, you assholes!" Cartman shouted but the police had no other choice. The two men grabbed the three children and took them hostage and drove off, towards the Rocky Mountains. They left the dead body of Kenny McKormick behind. One week later he resurrected anyways, so he wasn't really a casualty.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Here's the deal. You shoot them and I go home," Cartman tried to convince the men to let him go.

"Will you shut up? We're chased by the police in whole Colorado. We can't let you go," the driving man told him.

Stan and Kyle couldn't say anything. They were still too shocked by this whole thing.

"What did you do?" asked Cartman curious.

"You really want a bullet in your head, don't you? Well if you really want to know, we robbed three jewelers in Denver and the one in South Park. We shot five people plus you're little friend," the other guy eyplained.

"Don't talk with these children, Andy. You don't need to," the driving man said to his companion.

"Pete, you have to scare your hostages," Andy said.

"Dude, they killed six people. There's no chance of getting outta here," whispered Stan to Kyle. But Kyle didn't respond. He still didn't want to believe it. He was a hostage of murderers.

"Dude, we need a cave or something. We have to hide them we can't drive around anymore," Pete said concentrating on the street.

"I know many caves. I can show you some good ones," Cartman said.

Pete chuckled. "See, kid, we don't need advice from our hostages. Hostages should stay calm and shut up," he said.

"I'm serious but I want a reward," Cartman went on.

"Dude, this kid could be right. He knows this region a lot better than we do. What reward do you want?" said Andy.

"You're dealing with a kid? What's wrong with you? Just shoot him, it would be better this way."

"I'll handle it just drive. What do you want?" he asked again.

"Well, I want 1,000 and I want to go home," Cartman said.

"What about you get 1,000 and stay? We're nice guys," said Andy.

"Okay, 500 and go home," Cartman said.

"How about we give you all 1.3 million dollars, shoot you and take it away from you? Just don't talk to these kids, Andy," intervened Pete again.

"Well sweet, 1,000 and join you. I did things you'll never imagine," Cartman said.

"I'll take it from here," said Pete stopping the car. He looked at Cartman and shot him. "I couldn't here this shit anymore," he said.

"Well I guess that's it with the little fat kid. But I think these cute boys know a terrific place to hide them, don't you boys?" said Andy amused about Cartman's death.

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