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Chapter 1: Prolouge, and the Computer.

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It was midday, and Arceus had called for a meeting, all remembering what happened the last time this happened. Darkrai and Cresselia were especially affected by this, each of them trying to steer clear of the group of legendaries. Mew, the cause of all of this, or rather, his friend, who was the cause tried to help him escape from the two aforementioned legendaries, as they were wanting his head after the events of that day.

"So, today's meeting will be about insurance, in case something should happen." Arceus spoke loudly. Foe some reason, she watched TV, and that Geico commercial got stuck in her head, and seeing as she didn't want anything more to be destroyed.

Many of the Pokemon groaned, not wanting to be here, as this was completely unimportant.

Although, there were 3 legendaries missing. That was as explained before.

Darkrai and Cresselia for obvious reasons, and Mew hadn't been seen since the incident. And that was six months ago.

Oh look, they're here. Except Mew zoomed into the room, breaking a hole in the door, and following were two attacks, a Psycho Cut and Dark Pulse, both destroying the door. Everyone's attention had turned to the trio, eying a cofused and scared pink cat, a furious ebony ghost, and a completely psychotic swan. The pink psychic type narrowly avoided the danger and used Giratina as a shield.

"D-d-d-dd-don't hurt me!" Mew cried. He was visibly scared out of his mind, shivering, his eyes widened in fear.

The two others, Darkrai and Cresselia, were silent, eyes narrowed and thinned into slits, visibly angry.

Anyway you look at it, it was like playing tag, if you considered tag to be destructive, dangerous, and run by three insanity filled minds.

Everyone was looking at the three, waiting for either an exchange in attacks, or a compromise. Most hoped for the latter, though of course, that was like saying you could survive a car accident with no wounds on your body.

And, as the way the world is built, the former occurred, with the two said counterparts using Hyper Beams. Mew again narrowly dodge the incoming energy beams, and now hid behind Arceus. The two devastating attacks left the wall it hit with a hole blown in to it.

Again, the king of nightmares and queen of dreams fired dangerous attacks at the pink feline, who again dodged by a centimeter.

Everyone just stood there, frozen. They all knew not to get on the pair's bad sides, or they would be dead or beaten into a pulp in no time flat. Sure, they wanted to help the poor cat, but most were unwilling, probably because of the fact that they would be blown into a million pieces if anyone got in the duo's way.

The Hall of Origin was quickly being turned into a huge piece of swiss cheese. Huge was an understatement, to say the least.

Arceus, of course wasn't going to stand for this. "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP!!" the goddess yelled at the top of her lungs.

Every and any pokemon in the room cringed, some holding their ears shut, as they did NOT want their ears to explode. But, as a surprise, the two did not even move, so much as a twitch that would be completely unnoticeable.

They just continued to act like enraged zombies that didn't give a crap about the current events. Supporting this fact, Cresselia fired another Psycho Cut, and Darkrai doing the same, except the attack was a Shadow Ball, both creating identical craters in the wall that met. Mew had again, just narrowly dodge the said attacks and was now floating around the hall at super speed, hoping that this would allow him to dodge everyone of the oncoming attacks.

Arceus had no choice but to step in, and use force. She started to glow, as well as the two lunar legendaries. It was a full powered Psychic attack, and she plucked the two from where they floated, and proceeded to bash them around until either they're senses came back, or they would fall unconscious.

Of course, in their enraged states, their senses would not likely come to, so the latter happened, as when the attack finished, the two wobbled in the air for a few seconds, and both fell to the ground, eyes closed, looking as if they were pained.

Mew was now sweating, panting, and tired in every way, as he too doubled over in pain, unconscious.

"What the hell happened?" "What's going on? "Where am I?" these were all responses to what had happened earlier.

The goddess sighed, seeing as the current situation was now over, but she canceled the meeting, and waited for the three to come to.

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"Urgh..." The king of nightmares was not yet awake, seeing as he was trying to open his eyes, but the pain was so intense, he hurt himself trying to open his eyelids. The location? The east wings medical center, which just happened to be the farthest room down.

'What happened? Where am I?' he thought. His eyes finally creaked open, as he felt a warmth to his side. He tilted his head, and the sight caused him the bolt upright, and float away, where his back was met with a certain God Pokemon.

"Shit..." he mumbled. He must have done something to anger the goddess. And his earlier sight was this: He woke up next to Cresselia, who he had his arms around.

He then thought he must have unconsciously cuddled into her...errr...wings in his slumber.

This was probably the east wing, where all the side rooms were.

The legendaries were still there, their echoes of neverending chatter even reaching the farthest room of the wing.

But, Darkrai was quickly cut out from his thoughts.

"What in the hell were you doing?!" Arceus was already on her last straw, and if Darkrai gave her another wisecrack answer, let's just say that something would go horribly wrong...

Darkrai struggled to remember what had happened in the last few hours, hurting his aching head in the process. The first thing that popped into his mind was the horrible incident six months ago, involving that cursed computer, and the small, pink feline that dared call himself a boy. He couldn't screw up this answer, or something bad would happen, and he already had the part with humiliation on his shoulders.

And then, the events today. As said before, it had been six months since the last sight of Mew, and for him to appear, all these months later, he and his counterpart had been plotting revenge since then, and what better time then there, when he just showed up, being his usual cheery self, that self that had forgotten the events of then.

"I guess, it's because we've been planning on getting back on that little bastard." He responded simply, still hiding the pain that had been caused to him.

Then, a yawn was heard, and some rustling. Cresselia had awoken. "Hrrrrmmmm..." She yawned, streching.

There it goes.

-Meanwhile...-

As we switch the location, we find ourselves in the opposite medical wing, the west side of the Hall of Origin. One would always wonder why the most important rooms was always at the back, but there was no reason to ponder that at the moment.

Mew was located here, in the opposite wing, most likely because this way, there would be less damage, and that it took approximately 30 minutes to get from this wing, and another half hour back.

"Uggghhhh...What happened?" He mumbled to no one. As he lazily got himself up, the pink feline had taken in his surroundings. He then deducted he was still in the Hall, as the echoes of the other legendaries voices could still be heard down the hallway.

He then remembered his reason on returning. Another prank. The only reason he had went into hiding for six months was because the two aforementioned lunar legendaries were literally on his tail, him escaping within an inch of his life each time, but he had forgotten since the last attack had been 2 weeks ago. Mew has this rule, where it's no longer an important thing to remember if the said event was over a week old. But boy, was he wrong to do that. All that time, they were plotting on revenge, as he stood by, just narrowly escaping each time, all the while concealing his new weapon against every single legendary, the other 33 remaining. Another computer, that only he and his friend knew about. The pink cat made sure it couldn't be destroyed at all costs, even though he had made it indestructible with his powers. Of course, the above rule prevented that from actually happening.

So, he remembered where it should be, since that was less than a week ago.

FLASHBACK

The night before, Mew had snuck into the Hall, hiding his weapon, in the western medical wing, knowing no one ever came here.

He snickered, and left it in a secret compartment under the bed, and giggled again. He then flew out the front door of the Hall, without so much as a sound.

END FLASHBACK

Mew then uncovered his trump card to hell, and floated off with it, coming in with a surprise to the other legends, excluding the aforementioned three.

"Hey guys!" He yelled out in excitement. "I have a surprise!"

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I decided to end it there, since I like good surprises. So, what will happen with Mew? Will he get mauled by the group? Or will his luck turn for the good, narrowly escaping again? Questions will be answered, and tune in next time for some action! So, Pikachu247, over and OUT!

Next Time: Legendaries Gone Wild!

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